Hercule Satan quotes from Dragon Ball Z

[after Hercule slams face first into a boulder and gets stuck] Maestro, are you okay? Shall I give you a hand?

[while stuck in the boulder] Uh, no. No problem here. Just gettin' warmed up, that's all.

What a man! Hercule, you are something else getting warmed up for battle like that! So that's how you do it! That's how you keep in such great shape!

[still stuck] You know me...always ready for action.

Mister Satan...how is it?

Huh?

Your dreadful stomach virus...how is it?

You know, just because I don't scream and whine about it all the time like a little sissy...doesn't mean that it still isn't threatening my life!

Oh, well of course not.

A stomach pain like this would've killed any normal man. I'm the only guy in the world with the strength to bare it!

You know we can't keep filming...when we're torn into little pieces.

Yes, good point. What do ya say we get on out of here...our fans'll understand.

Maestro Satan, can we go with them?

Go if you want, but a true champion never runs from danger.

So you're going to stay here?

You bet. First I'll go to the hospital to fix my stomach of course. But then I'll return. Now, I am off to the doctor's so I can come back and win.

I thought you would be eager to help the planet. You are its greatest champion, are you not?

Mister Satan is the world champion of mankind, and that doesn't include monsters like you and Cell. You got it!?

Hey, shut up! They might be monsters but I can crush them all with one hand!

[about Cell and Gohan in their deadly clash] It's a trick! It's all a trick, I swear! Someday, I'll bring it all to light! I will!

I can't believe that you're still saying that!

So where is Cell? Did you see what happened to him?

Uh...oh...well...what if I said that...I defeated Cell singlehandedly! You believe me?

Hey, some o' the equipment's still running.

Wow, Hercule! You really are a great, great man!

You hid your strength right until the end. You sure know how to give people a good show.

So, is it true you really beat him?

Sure. Why wouldn't it be?

But, just how did you do it?

Well, piece o' cake really. I just got so irritated with the light shows and the tricks, I shouted "Hey! I've had enough o' your light shows and tricks" and I just walked over there to Cell and I gave 'im a good chop! Ha ha! Ha ha ha! Yeah! Chop! Yeah!

[happy] Oh, Hercule.

But...then what...happened to the little boy and all his friends on the cliff?

Chop! Yeah...hmm...well, they all thanked me kindly and went home, of course.

Videl

You're a brilliant fighter dad. You can definitely win at the tournament again, but I heard that the guy who won before you is extremely powerful.

Ah, your dad knows all about the former champion. His name's Goku and he's a magician, not a fighter. Uses all kinds o' light tricks and deception to win his matches, see. And he doesn't have the brute strength that your father does Videl. He's a sissy compared to me and no one can defeat the man who saved the world! Ah! No one! Do you hear me, Goku? Aha ha!

Videl

Hey, daddy.

Oh, hello Videl.

Videl

Shouldn't you be getting ready?

There's no need for it. They should probably just send the prize medal to my mailbox.

Mr. Satan, do you believe you'll have any competition?

Ha ha! Lets just say my chances of winning are about one hundred and twenty percent.

We've heard that your daughter is also taking part. Videl, what will you do if you have to fight your dad?

Videl

Oh, I don't know. Guess I'll punch.

[to himself, after he picks up a disqualified kid and acts like a hero in front of the crowd] Tip one. For a successful image, look good with the kids. Yeah!

Android 18

What was that?

Krillin

That's good marketing. The goof really knows how to milk a crowd.

[Hercule is sleeping] Sir, excuse me. Mister Satan, excuse me please, Mister Satan. Sir!

Uh!

Sorry, I didn't know that you were sleeping.

Oh...I wasn't sleeping. Fooled you, huh? I was actually in a deep meditation. Even though I showed the outward signs of sleep, I could still sense you coming down the hall and entering my room. What do ya think of that? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Tear him apart Trunks. You can do it.

[afraid] Quiet there kid. Watch your mouth. Lets not encourage him too much, okay?

Mister Satan, it looks like your battle royale idea is a hit. It was very courageous of you to suggest it.

Uh...what?

Well, yes of course. Defending your title against four challengers at once is no easy feat. To be honest, if you were anyone else, I'd say you were a fool.

Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha! The last thing a champion like me ever worries about is the competition. Ha ha.

Yes, of course. Everyone knows that you're the best fighter on planet Earth. Right, he's great.

[to himself] I'm done for.

It's hard to think of this as a battle royale anymore. It has now become an all-out war between Mighty Mask and Number 18.

But...what about me?

[after Android 18 kicks him once] But...you said you were gonna lose on purpose.

Android 18

I'm going to...but we have to make it look good for the fans, don't we? Besides, what was it you called me...an amateur?

Sorry. I was just trying to act like myself.