Piccolo[after Trunks suggests that Goku take a senzu bean] We will wait.
We'll wait for what? He needs a senzu bean!
Quiet, boy! Where is your honor!? Like all pure-blooded Saiyans, Kakarot would rather die fighting than win with one of those disgraceful senzu beans as his crutch! Kakarot trained in the hyperbolic time chamber just as we did! Now let's see what he can do!
No, we can't. Goku doesn't have the strength. Don't you see what will happen if he keeps going like this?
If this goes on...then he will die.
But, that will be his decision. It is painfully clear at this point that no one among this group is stronger than Kakarot is. Not even myself. So he deserves to have the fight of a true warrior. And that means...to the death!
While we all just stand here and watch? I won't be part of it!
Aren't you the one who has never stopped talking about how great a hero Kakarot is? If you have so much faith in him, then wait and see what he will do.
[to Gohan] Ten more seconds and the Earth will be gone. I guess we'll call this game a draw!
[Cell is about to explode] Hey, you put up a good fight, Gohan. I'm proud of you.
Take care of your mother for me. She needs you. Tell her that I had to do this, Gohan.
Piccolo
Goku!
No! Don't! [Goku uses his instant transmission to teleport the exploding Cell away from Earth]
Piccolo
Ah!
[Goku teleports to King Kai's planet with the exploding Cell] Aah! Goku! What have you done? Are you out of your mind?
Sorry guys. This is the only place I could think to bring him.
Well, you could've called first!
Aah! Aah! [Cell explodes, killing Goku, King Kai, Bubbles, and Gregory along with him]
Piccolo
[about Vegeta attacking Cell] That was brave, what you did.
You can save your applause. Now go on, I don't need anybody's help.
Piccolo
[smiling] Your call. [Piccolo leaves]
[to himself, about Goku] He has beaten me completely. First by his own actions and then through his son's. And what has he left for me here? How? How could you die like that? How, Kakarot? I'll never have the chance...to prove my strength against you. You died without fear. What does that make of me? I am no warrior. And I will never fight again.
Piccolo
[to Android 18] You should thank Krillin, 18. He stayed at your side the whole time. After Cell spat you out.
[shy] Uh...ah...well, it was nothing really. I mean, I enjoyed it. I mean, I couldn't leave you there.
Krillin! You have a crush on Android 18, don't you!?
[smacks Gohan on the head] Thanks, Mister Smooth!
What!? How could you? Krillin, she's a-
You know she's an android, right pal?
Heh heh...heh heh heh heh...
Expect me to fall at your feet now? Big strong boy rescues me so I'm his forever, right? Not that easy. I was wrong about you, Krillin. [Android 18 leaves]
That ungrateful...! I can't stand that android! I'm gonna show her!
I'm not so sure you could do that...
Piccolo
We've wasted enough time here. Let's hurry up and summon the dragon so we can start undoing all the damage that Cell has done.
Yeah! That means Trunks'll come back and Dende and me! You'll have plenty of friends here so you won't even need a girl!
Hey, you like the girl, right? So what's up? Why did you wanna wish that guy back too?
Well, I know it's strange...but I want her to be truly happy. And those two make such a good couple that I thought she'd be happier with him. Well, that's why.
Piccolo
If that's what you humans call love, count me out.
Oh wow! There she is! How'd she get here?
Hey, boneheads! 17 is my twin brother!
No, this is excellent, you dope! Didn't you hear her, that guy's her twin brother! Ha ha ha!
I wouldn't celebrate if I were you!
If you think you won my heart because of that lousy wish, you're mistaken. I didn't ask for your help. [softer] But it was really nice of you.
It was...? You...you mean...you're not mad at me?
Well then, would you like to come over and join us?
Aww man... [Android 18 dashes away]
Aha ha! Ha! Whoah, Krillin! You are so in there! That chick digs you man! I can tell!
Yes, I'm sure. But she's a woman dude! Oh man! Like I say, she's a girl and there's no tellin' but I think you have a chance. Stick close to my advice and you'll do just fine. After all Krillin, it's my specialty. Trust me. Goku may have taught you how to be a great fighter, but when it comes to love, I'm the master! Ha ha ha ha ha!
Aha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha!
Piccolo
There's no comparison.
I heard that. At least you're man enough to admit it, Piccolo. Fighting's relatively easy.
Piccolo
I do have one question. You're not going to wear that in the tournament, are you?
What? Man, not you too! You don't think my outfit looks good?
Piccolo
Hmm...Gohan, I can't lie to you. It's ridiculous.
AAnnouncer
But hey, tell me somethin'. It wasn't Mister Satan who beat Cell, right? Come on, I know it was you.
AAnnouncer
Listen, I can't tell you how glad I am you're here. Without you, these last few tournaments have been nothing but capital B boring. [looks at Goku's team] Huh? Say, are all of them with you too?
Yeah, you could say that.
AAnnouncer
Great, even better. So you think you guys can get through the fights without blowing up the ring this time?
Piccolo
We'll try.
AAnnouncer
And that's exactly the kind of attitude this tournament has been lacking...ha ha. You haven't always had that gold ring over your head, have you?
Well, actually...I've been dead ever since my fight with Cell but they let me come back this one time for a day to compete.
AAnnouncer
Uh...well that's weird. But hey, with all the things I've seen you do, it'd be dumb to start doubting you now. Am I right, Goku baby?
[to himself] Good. At least one person knows how great my dad is.
Piccolo
[about Supreme Kai and Kibito] I sense something from them and I'm not sure what it is. They're very powerful but their power is...different.
Huh? Why can't we trust them. They seem nice enough.
Uh...well sometimes, Piccolo is...a little on the paranoid side.
I guess you're right. He does seem a little bit high strung.
I know what you're doing, Kakarot! You're trying to skip out on our next match, aren't you?
Vegeta, can't you see that there's something more important going on here?
[Vegeta grabs Goku] You listen! After the next two matches, we are scheduled to fight! And you will fight me! So if you leave, you had better make sure you come back! I only entered this stupid tournament so I could beat you!
Okay, okay. Take it easy, Vegeta. I have to go with the Supreme Kai but I promise I'll put you at the top of my "things to-do list" when I get back. Just try and relax, will ya?
Ohh! You forget, you can only stay for one day in this world!
I guess that slipped my mind, but listen, why don't you come with me?
Piccolo
We're wasting time here.
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