Kibito quotes from Dragon Ball Z

[to Gohan] Your effort is in vain. If the Supreme Kai was unable to extract the sword, how can a simple mortal like yourself ever succeed?

Piccolo

Forgive me if I'm mistaken, but I have to ask you.

Yes?

Piccolo

Well, are you...are you the Grand Kai?

Sorry, no I'm not.

I'll tell you who he is. The Supreme Kai.

Dabura!

What is he doing here!?

That cursed wizard. He's even managed to ensnare the king of the demons!

Krillin

Uh!?

Which one? Which one is Dabura?

The tall one.

I see. Is he strong?

Of course he's strong! He is the king of the demon world.

Wait a second. What is this demon world?

It is a shadow world that exists on the other side of this one. Like two sides of the same coin. One of you may be the strongest in this world. But in his dark demon world, Dabura is the strongest by far.

Krillin

[afraid] Uh, guys, I'm beginning to feel just a little bit outclassed here. Uh...uh...I mean I'll still help you out if you think you need me...but why don't I...uh...how 'bout I take the little guy...?

Once Babidi infiltrates a person's heart, his influence is complete. All he needs is to find but a trace of evil to bring someone under his power. Only those pure of heart and free of evil desires like us have a chance of fighting him successfully.

Krillin

Well, that works for most of us. But what about Piccolo? He hasn't always been one good guys, you know.

Piccolo

This is not the time!

Kibito, do you feel that? Majin Buu's power level continues to increase substantially.

Yes, of course. His negative energy is impossible for me to ignore. It seems that even after being out of commission for thousands of years, Majin Buu is as unstoppable a force as ever. Every horrible possibility that I never even dared to fear has materialized today.

Supreme Kai...uh...where...uh...are we?

It's my world. It is the world of the Kais.

This is where you live? Huh...well...I uh...guess this means I'm dead, doesn't it? Hey! I don't get a halo like my dad has!?

No. Now don't worry. You were in bad shape, but you're alive.

'Kay. But if I'm not dead...then what am I doing here?

You are asking too many questions of the Supreme Kai. You should try to be more respectful. You are a guest here. No living mortal has ever stood on this ground.

I brought Gohan here to get the Z sword. It's the only way that Majin Buu can be defeated now.

Huh!? The Z sword!? You...you can't be serious Supreme Kai! How can a mere Earthling do what the Kais themselves could not!? Don't you remember!? None of the Kais, not even you, were capable of freeing the Z sword!

I'm aware of the power of the Z sword. And I'm certain that Gohan is the right person to wield it.

Uh...what's the Z sword?

[while struggling to hold the Z sword up] Hey, you know what...I think I figured out how I can use this thing to beat Majin Buu.

Is that so?

It's so heavy...if I could just get him to hold it, he won't be able to move his arms.

Huh! How dare you make jokes!? Have you no respect for the power that is in your grasp!?

We anticipate great things to come from you, Gohan. Please don't leave us and the world disappointed.

No way. I'm not gonna start disappointing people now.

I'll give you the life that's left inside of me. Then you can make your return to Earth.

You mean, you're giving up your life...for me?

Venerable Elder, this is the most unorthodox behavior! You can't just offer up your life to handle a single...situation!

As usual, you're missing the bigger picture. After Earth, Majin Buu will come here.

Huh!?

If that is true, then let me give up my life.

What!? No, master!

Majin Buu has been my enemy to destroy since Bibidi thousands of years ago and repeatedly, I've failed. You must allow me to pay my own debt.

You're ambitious, but too hard on yourself. Let the old men sacrifice their lives so that the young ones can live.

My dear Kai...

You're...too kind.