Piccolo quotes from Dragon Ball Z

Hah! So he's alive. That poor fool. It would've been a lot less painful for him if he had just rolled over and died. My Majin Buu is invincible. And now he's going to eat them all up! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Piccolo

That's not gonna happen. What you and that monster have done is unforgivable!

Huh? Who are you? Heh...my what a lovely shade of green you are. Looking good. Who could blame you. After all, you've seen the power of Majin Buu. It figures you'd turn green with envy.

Piccolo

No. I always looked this way. So there's no use in flattering yourself, Babidi.

What? How dare you? You've got some nerve talking to me like that, you insect! Yes, you'd better watch yourself or I'll sic Majin Buu on you next.

Piccolo

Yeah, why don't you call him wizard? I'm sure he'd be glad to see you writhing in agony like the worm you are.

What!? Oh! That does it! You're going to regret every word of that, you!

Piccolo

Call your monster...so he can watch you die!

Majin Buu

Me big mad. Which guy hit Buu?

Vegeta

[to Piccolo] Take the two boys as far away from here as possible. Go now.

Piccolo

Of course.

Vegeta

It's time. Hurry.

Piccolo

You'll die. You know that.

Vegeta

There is one thing I'd like to know. Tell me...will I meet that clown Kakarot in the Other World?

Piccolo

I'm not going to lie to you, Vegeta. Although the answer may be difficult for you to hear. This is the truth. Goku devoted his life to protecting the lives of others. Because of his selflessness...when he died...he was allowed to keep his body...and travel to King Kai's planet. You, on the other hand, have spent your life in pursuit of your own selfish desires. You've caused too much pain. When you die, you will not receive the same reward.

Vegeta

Oh well. So be it. [Majin Buu is coming closer] That will be all. Get out of here. And hurry.

Krillin

What's Vegeta up to, Piccolo!? He's crazy! He won't make it! That monster is gonna eat 'im alive!

Piccolo

For the first time, Vegeta is fighting for someone other than himself. Controlling his own fate.

[Babidi is torn apart and dying] Help me, please...

Piccolo

Help you? Heh. Why should I?

Please.

Piccolo

When you help others, you receive help. When's the last time you used your powers to help someone? I'll bet it's been a while, hasn't it?

Help! Don't lecture me!

Piccolo

You don't like being hurt, do you? But you delight in hurting others. You're right. You don't need a lecture. You need to be exterminated.

No!

If only Vegeta hadn't been so arrogant. Thinking he could take on Buu alone. He'd still be alive. And we could work together.

Piccolo

No. Don't punish yourself like this. It wouldn't have made any difference. Not even an army of Super Saiyans could've.

Piccolo

Has he really found a way to surpass an ascended Saiyan? Is that possible?

Krillin

He must be bluffing. I mean...what would that make him? Double ascended?

Piccolo

[after Majin Buu decimates another city] He's even worse without Babidi.

Hmm...I guess it's just in his nature to cause destruction. It's probably the only thing he's ever known to do.

Piccolo

No. Don't go making excuses for him. There's no reason to demolish planets regardless of personality defects.

Call me crazy. But after watching those boys fight each other at the junior division, I decided to take a chance.

Piccolo

So you're going to wager the world's future on the shoulders of little children?

I think it's a pretty safe bet. Don't you?

Piccolo

Uh...you've always been a hopeless dreamer, Goku.

Piccolo

Goku, would you have really asked Vegeta to do this fusion move with you if he were still alive?

Huh?

Piccolo

It's just that...well I can't imagine Vegeta subjecting himself to something like this.

What's for breakfast?

Piccolo

Breakfast!? You're having the fusion technique for breakfast! That's what!

Piccolo

From now on, we do things my way! Tomorrow, you are going to fight Buu as a Super Saiyan and until then, we train! Understood, Trunkten!?

Actually, it's Gotenks...

Piccolo

What!?

His name. It's...uh...Gotenks...

Piccolo

His name is mud as far as I'm concerned!

Piccolo

No fighter that has ever won a victory did so using his fists alone. All battles are won before they are even fought, and do you know how?

Trunks

By planning?

Piccolo

That's right.

Trunks

You're too uptight! Just leave it to us! We're strong enough to beat that guy already!

Piccolo

Why you little...! I've fought with both of your fathers in combat! Since before you were born! You two don't have a clue! Even the smallest bit of power can mean the difference between winning and losing!

Dende

Most unusual.

Piccolo

Never train children when their mothers are around. It's always trouble.

Krillin

[after seeing Super Buu] I...I liked the first one better. What happened?

Piccolo

Well, he transformed...obviously.