Piccolo quotes from Dragon Ball Z

So Piccolo, aren't you worried about Kami? I'd be worried if my mind and body were linked to that decrepit old prune. It would be such a tragedy if something happened to him, huh? You'd certainly have a tough time surviving without him. And with Kami gone, I bet you wouldn't talk so tough.

Piccolo

Ha. If I were a coward like you, your words might scare me. But, I'm not.

Piccolo

[Garlic Junior appears from behind Piccolo] You!?

Peekaboo! Come ta big daddy Garlic!

You made it, thank goodness!

Krillin

Yeah, thank goodness you saved us Gohan.

Piccolo

Hey, knock off the mushy stuff you sissies.

Uh, oh my gosh. Piccolo.

Krillin

Hah ha! Check him out.

Wow. Piccolo!

Piccolo

Yeah, well thanks for blowin' up the Makyo Star kid. Because o' you, Garlic shriveled up like a raisin.

Piccolo! We did it ourselves! We didn't even need my dad this time!

Piccolo

We needed your dad very much kid. And he was here the whole time.

What? Are you sure?

Piccolo

Of course I'm sure. He was here, inside of you, Gohan.

Heh...hey Piccolo?

Piccolo

Yes.

Gosh. You're such an incredible friend.

Piccolo

You too Gohan. You too.

Vegeta

[to Tien and Yamcha] Be quiet. I'd rather Frieza's scouters didn't detect us because of your incessant jabbering. Besides, all this scary talk is upsetting the Namek.

Yamcha

The Namek?

Uh?

Yamcha

Piccolo!? How long have you been standing there?

Piccolo

Long enough to hear all of your senseless bickering.

Krillin

Hey, Goku! So what did that guy say?

Oh, umm...ummm...well, nothing important, really.

Piccolo

That's funny. It all sounded pretty important to me.

Really? You heard it all?

Piccolo

My ears do more than just frame my face you know, Goku.

Vegeta

Now hold on. I don't remember putting you in charge of this operation.

Piccolo

Are you challenging me Vegeta?

Vegeta

Heh, heh heh!

Heh heh! Whoah now...

Piccolo

Don't cross me Vegeta!

Vegeta

Or what?

Grr...hold it right there! Now, let me get this straight! You expect me to get dinner ready and wash your clothes while you and Gohan relax in a nice hot bath! Well, that's not gonna happen mister! Do you even care what kind of day I've had! I dunno what I liked better, being chased halfway home by a wild boar, or walking the rest o' the way on my tired aching feet! And it's all because we don't have a car!

Uh, Chi-Chi, I'd drive you if I could, but you know I don't have a driver's license yet.

Well it's time you got one! I don't know why you have to be the only man this town who doesn't have a driver's license or a car!

[to Piccolo] You can't drive can you?

Piccolo

Leave me out of this!

I want both of you to put your training on hold for now and go to the driving school tomorrow! I think it's about time the two of you learned something useful for a change.

Piccolo

Say what!?

Aw, Chi-Chi, do we have to?

Listen, all I'm asking you two to do is get your driver's license, it's not like I'm asking you to save the world.

Piccolo

Uh...

Uh...

And if you don't...you'll have to cook your own meals from now on! Understand?

[sees Piccolo in jeans and shirt] Oh man, Piccolo! Where did you get those clothes?

Piccolo

Your wife got them for me out of your closet.

Oh, uh...sorry about that, Chi-Chi means well...listen, since we're here, lets get this over with.

Piccolo

Sounds good to me. Of course, I'm still not sure how I got suckered into this in the first place, she's not even my wife!

Piccolo

Goku's just not his usual confident self. His attacks aren't even hurting the android. He's going to need our help you guys.

Tien

Hey, wait a sec. He seems fine. You're being paranoid. I mean look at him. What could go wrong?

Piccolo

I tell you, something's not right. Goku's maxed out for some reason. He's going to give out if this keeps up.

[to Vegeta, as Android 19 tries to run away] Enough!

Vegeta

Don't be absurd! It's enough because you're losing! You've come here to destroy us!

Uh...ah...ah...ah...

Vegeta

Fool! You're going to have to finish what you started! Time has run out for you android! [Vegeta takes to the sky and charges a huge blast]

Piccolo

Ah?

Tien

Uh?

Krillin

Man, what power!

Vegeta

Here it comes! A little going away present for you! Aha ha ha ha ha! Aah! [Android 19 is struck by the blast from behind]

Ah...ah...ah...ah! [Android 19's head rolls on the ground]

Vegeta

I only wish there was a junkyard nearby so we could give 'im a proper burial! Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh!

Piccolo

Stay out of this one Vegeta. I owe him. He's mine. If he manages to get by me, then he's all yours. How does that grab you?

Vegeta

I don't care if you want to fight him. I don't even care if you get yourself killed. But I do care if he manages to steal more of your energy and makes himself even stronger, so just keep that in mind while you're having your little fun, got it?

Piccolo

Yeah, I got it. I'll make sure that doesn't happen again.

[to himself] Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh. Well, I will make sure that it does happen.

I do not understand! My data indicates that their abilities could not have improved this much!

Piccolo

Your data probably would've been accurate if we hadn't been warned about your arrival three years before you got here. In other words, we knew you were coming so we got all of our ducks in a row!

Ducks? That makes no sense! What do you mean!?

Piccolo

I mean that we've been preparing for you my friend!

Vegeta

[about killing Dr. Gero] How about the coup de grâce Piccolo? Or do I have to step in and handle it?

Piccolo

No! This is my job! I know if the tables were turned, this guy wouldn't hesitate. Believe me, no problem.

Vegeta

Nobody saw him fly away, did they?

Uh...so what are you saying?

Vegeta

I'm saying that android is trying to escape on foot, which means he probably hasn't gotten very far.

Piccolo

If that's the case, then we might just have a chance to find this lab and destroy the other two androids before Gero even gets there.

Vegeta

Hmph. I would never do anything that cowardly!

Trunks

Huh?

Vegeta

Only one course of action can possibly satisfy me! I will fight these androids face to face, and I'll break them with my bare hands!