Piccolo quotes from Dragon Ball Z

Krillin

Oh man! It's freezing up here!

Tien

I know. But this is no time to complain.

Piccolo

Just one more reason I'm glad I'm not an Earthling.

[after scanning the inactive Android 16] According to this data, I am much stronger than this model is.

It makes no difference.

Hmm...18, go ahead and activate him, now.

I am your creator! You will do as I tell you to do! Stop meddling with Android 16 now! Or I will force you to stop!

Your controller is broken.

Then I will make another.

Android 18

Heh... [Android 18 opens Android 16's capsule release valve]

For the last time, do not release him! [Android 17 slams his arm through Dr. Gero's back and out from his front] Ah...oh...ah...oh...

Tien

Huh?

Krillin

Uh?

Piccolo

Uh...

Vegeta

Augh...

Trunks

Grr...

What have you done? How dare you? Don't you know...I gave you life...and I can take it away! [Android 17 kicks Dr. Gero's head off and the decapitated head bounces and rolls on the ground] Grr...that does it! Now I am mad! [Android 17 crushes what remained of Dr. Gero's head]

Heh heh heh heh heh...

Krillin

Did you see that? He squashed 'im like a bug! [Android 17 moves his finger, calling for Krillin]

Ahem.

Krillin

Vegeta, I think he wants to talk to you.

You with the shiny head, come here.

Krillin

You talkin' ta me?

Uhuh.

Krillin

Yah! No way! Not me!

Heh heh heh heh.

Vegeta

Don't be a coward. Go on. Fight him.

Krillin

All by myself? Come on guys, we're in this together. I'd like to keep my head on my shoulders.

Tien

Don't worry about it. I've got you covered Krillin.

Krillin

[Krillin steps forward with fear and Android 17 steps up] Uh!?

Heh heh heh heh... [Android 17 walks away and Krillin sighs with relief]

Vegeta

It looks like he took pity on you, loser. That's too bad. You're so pathetic! Now he knows you're scared! Next time, he won't show you any mercy at all!

Krillin

What?

Kami

What an unexpected honor this is. I never thought that you and I would ever be united again.

Piccolo

Stop smiling, I'm not doing this because I want to. It's because I need our combined powers, that's all. To be perfectly honest, I'm not sure how I'm going to tolerate being so close to you. Your mere presence sickens me.

Kami

Perhaps my time as guardian of Earth has come to an end.

No Kami! You are still needed! The people of Earth still need you to watch over them!

Kami

You are too kind, Mister Popo. But I must act for the good of the Earth. This is about the continuing struggle for power between the forces of good and evil...and the danger that looms over us now poses a greater threat than anything we have faced in the past...even Vegeta with all of his strength was no match for these androids. Super Saiyan or not, he was tossed aside like a ragdoll. These androids will be difficult to beat. Even if Goku recovers from his illness, he will provide little resistance against these powerful new foes. In our combined form, Piccolo may be the only one strong enough to win this fight.

Piccolo

We agree. The force that threatens Earth is bigger than both of us. But at least when our powers are united, we still stand a chance. And no matter how slim that chance is, we must take it.

Piccolo

Don't you remember what Trunks said? The future will be destroyed by these androids!

Kami

Yes, but Trunks made a mistake. He told you that the androids you encountered today are not the same ones that he fought in the future.

Piccolo

Heh heh heh heh heh heh. Yeah right. And these androids are a real great bunch o' guys once you get to know them.

Kami

For the last four years, I have felt a terrible disturbance taking shape on the Earth below. A great evil. But I'm afraid it wasn't the androids that I sensed.

Piccolo

Huh!?

Kami

There is another threat. A vile creature which I'm afraid will prove to be a hundred times more lethal and cunning than even the androids.

Cell

I'm impressed Namek. Your power is astounding. I'm sure you will prove to be a most satisfying meal.

Piccolo

Don't count on it.

Piccolo

You know you made one critical mistake. You should've never emptied this city of its entire population!

Cell

Why is that?

Piccolo

Because as long as there are no innocent bystanders to get in the way, I'm free to fight you with the best of my ability.

Cell

So what's stopping you?

Piccolo

You know, that's a really good question.

Cell

My name is Cell. I am an android.

Piccolo

You...you're an android?

Cell

I am the single greatest achievement of my creator Dr. Gero.

Piccolo

Ah, as I should've known.

Cell

The computer told me one more thing. Once I have absorbed the other androids, I will be the most powerful being who has ever lived.

Piccolo

But what for? You were already the strongest creature alive in your time.

Cell

This is true. But my design was meant to include the powers of Androids 17 and 18. Without them I can never be complete. I had to seek them out. It's what I was created to do. Of course, it may also be the blood of Vegeta and Frieza coursing through my veins which fuels my desire for more power.

Krillin

[Tien arrives] Piccolo, eh...I mean...Kami! Eh...no...uh...I mean that is...uh...uh...whoever you are, I'm trying to say that Tien is here.

Piccolo

Krillin, just call me Piccolo.

Vegeta

Now, if any of you would like to take on Cell or the androids while I'm away, be my guest. I'll be back to finish the job once you fail. [Vegeta leaves]

Piccolo

[about Vegeta] Sometimes, he really gets on my nerves.

Kamiccolo.

Piccolo

Uh!

What? Did I say something wrong?

Piccolo

Listen, I've been through some changes. But my name is still Piccolo. And don't forget that.

Hi. Can Goku come out and play?

Piccolo

[to himself] Oh, this is perfect. It's exactly what I wanted for breakfast.

Piccolo

Goku's gone now. So why don't you go get lost.

Now, now. It's not very nice to talk to your guest that way, you know.