[to Goku] An android...well, that's a new one. And you say he's even stronger than Frieza? Must be hard for you to get good life insurance. Trouble follows you like a lost puppy.
[when Goku is going to try the instant transmission] I see...instant transmission. The Yardrat's trick. Ooh...I bet they taught you that while you were staying with them...didn't they? Didn't they? Didn't they? [while King Kai does the instant transmission quickly] You know, I always thought it had some handy uses. I could've taught you. But...you never asked me. Never asked. Ha.
This was all just a cheap trick. Cell planted bombs just before the military came. He might be an expert with explosives. But, as you can see, from a martial arts standpoint, he's an amateur. And I, Hercule, the greatest fighter in the world, will crush that fake with my little finger. Now, yell if you love me!
[viewing Hercule on television] Eh, man that guy's a real moron.
Gohan, did your father tell you anything?
Eh?
We've all heard Goku say that Cell is stronger than he is and that Cell has no weaknesses. So why is he acting so cheerful?
I've asked my dad and he hasn't told me anything. All he says is "don't worry."
Don't worry...!?
I don't know. I mean, if that's what he said, maybe he really does have some plan to defeat Cell.
Or maybe he's in denial.
[waiting for the tournament to begin] How boring. I should not have given them this long.
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