Gohan quotes from Dragon Ball Z

This is a track from Bulma's air-skii. She took off somewhere.

Krillin

Ahe he he he...great. A ruthless killer is about to find the key to immortality and she's out cruisin' somewhere.

Why you! You don't even have the dragonballs? And here I am waiting, being chased by every wild beast imaginable, I haven't showered in weeks, not to mention I ran out of lip gloss a month ago, and you come back empty handed?

Krillin

Huh?

[same time as Krillin] Huh?

So then, what do you have to say for yourself?

Krillin

We...we are sorry. At least I think.

Jeice

What the-? Look Captain. It's all seven dragonballs. Right there. They're all dug up.

Captain Ginyu

[in Goku's body] How convenient. Hmm...Jeice, any ideas on who dug 'em up?

Krillin

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Hey, Goku, it's me, Krillin. Me and Gohan were really worried about you. What took you so long, huh? [Captain Ginyu and Jeice snicker to themselves] Boy, for a second, I thought you were that Captain Ginyu coming. But you must've taken care o' him right?

Captain Ginyu

First of all, Captain Ginyu was a worthy opponent. Now, how did you find the balls?

Krillin

Ha! Would ya quit kiddin' around Goku. You know good and well that we used the dragon radar to find them.

Jeice

A dragon radar? What the heck is that?

Captain Ginyu

Uh...so, Krillin...have you made your wish?

Krillin

Well, we didn't know...the password. Hey, do you know what it is Goku? Uh...Goku?

Captain Ginyu

Maybe. Why don't I try.

Krillin

Goku, are you sure you're feeling alright? I mean, you sound kinda strange. Is everything okay? And am I missing something, what are you doing hanging around with Jeice? Isn't he the enemy or did he switch sides?

Captain Ginyu

Good question.

Krillin

Eh?

Hey Krillin! That guy isn't my father!

Jeice

Huh?

Look out! He's behind you!

Krillin

Uh...

Captain Ginyu

Aha ha ha ha. [Jeice does a "rest in peace" cross sign with his hands as Captain Ginyu smacks Krillin hard]

Vegeta

You know destroying you three weaklings would be like shooting fish in a barrel.

You wouldn't!

Krillin

I...I can't believe you'd be so low as to kick us when we're down like this.

Vegeta

Ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha!

No. He won't hurt Krillin. Not if he wants to get his wish from the dragonballs.

Vegeta

Heh heh heh heh heh. You know me too well Kakarot. And besides, I may need your Super Saiyan powers to help me take out Frieza...who is probably already on his way here.

Vegeta

This is the armor I was talking about. It's an older model than mine, but it should work almost as well.

Krillin

Uh...call me nuts, but how do you put this thing on?

I don't know. I don't see any instructions.

Vegeta

Slide them over your head...and if that doesn't work, I'll come over there and force them down for you. The armor's expandable remember...I was wearing it when I battled the two of you on Earth.

Krillin

Uh...

Vegeta

It expands to almost any size.

Oh, cool! Stretchy! He he he!

Krillin

Hey Vegeta, are the shoes and gloves made out of the same material?

Vegeta

Shut up...

Krillin

Heh heh heh heh heh. Feels pretty elastic to me. Ha ha ha ha ha. Man, talk about having a spring in your step. Just think about it guys. We'll have the advantage in these suits when Frieza shows up. What do ya think Vegeta...uh, what's the problem?

Vegeta

Nothing. No problem.

Krillin

I don't mean to be picky, but your armor seems to give you greater mobility than these. Not to mention it looks better.

Vegeta

Oh, excuse me. But uh...last I checked, this was not a fashion show.

Well I think they're both functional and stylish. Look you guys, see how easily I can move around.

Krillin

Uh...are you positive you're okay?

Vegeta

Yes. Would you mind your own business.

Krillin

Uh...well sorry I asked. I would like to know one thing. How long until Goku is healed?

Vegeta

I'm not sure. I'd say for his height and weight, it shouldn't take any more than an hour.

Vegeta

In the meantime, you'd better keep your eyes on those dragonballs, 'cause if we lose those, I'm going to be totally pissed. Well, I think its time for a little nap.

You're taking a nap?

Vegeta

Well, with you wearing that new armor, I feel real safe. [laughs to himself]

Krillin

[about Porunga] Oh, man! He's...he's huge! Bigger than anything I've ever seen in my whole life!

Are you sure this is the dragon?

Dende

Yes, Gohan. His name is Porunga. And in Namek, it means "dragon of love," but to be honest, this is the first time I've ever had a chance to see him.

You have collected all seven dragonballs, and now, as it is written, think wisely and I will grant you three wishes within my power.

Krillin

Vegeta?!

Vegeta

What's the matter? You two look a little surprised to see me.

Nothing really. Everything's fine.

Vegeta

No, I don't think everything is fine. And I will tell you why everything is not fine. Because you two...you summoned the dragon, didn't you?! Shame on you! How dare you! I spoiled you with new suits, took you in, saved your lives. All of that and this is how you repay me!? Well you can kiss each other goodbye!

What are we gonna do?

Krillin

I...I don't know.

Well I do. You are all going to perish and it won't be pretty.

Vegeta

Why don't you transform Frieza?

Hm?

Krillin

Say what?

Tranform? Oh man. That doesn't sound too good.

Vegeta

Well, how 'bout it Frieza, why don't you stop playing around and show us the real you?

So, you found out my little secret.

Vegeta

That's right. Your loving minion Zarbon blurted it out.

Huh?

Krillin

What's going on?

Vegeta

The form of Frieza that you see standing before you is not what he really is. It's just a clever camouflage. He can transform to his real self at any time. He just uses this form to conserve energy.

Oh, you rude little ruffian. Please. I don't choose my real form because my power is too radical to control. Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh.

Krillin

That's just great.

Vegeta

Don't listen to him. He's just saying that to intimidate you. His power won't increase that much.

Heh. Is that so?

Vegeta

Why don't you show us then?

Krillin

Uh....

Oh, alright. Heh, I'll bare it all. Heck, why not? Well, strap yourselves in. You're in for one heck of a ride. Ha ha. Oh, and Vegeta, I want you to know that any remote chance you once had of winning is about to go flying out the window. Oh yeah, I almost forgot, I think it would be nice for somebody to give me a countdown.

Vegeta

Aw, come on! There's no way....that's ridiculous!

I'm waiting.

Vegeta

Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one...ah...you happy?

I love it. You're too kind. Here goes. [Frieza begins to transform]

Krillin

[while Frieza transforms] Oh crap!

Vegeta

Unbelievable! Absolute madness!

It was nice knowin' you Krillin.

Krillin

Yeah...so long Gohan.

[after completing transformation] Heh heh heh! Well, this is it! I hope you're not disappointed!

Krillin

Call me crazy, but I've got a funny feeling that Piccolo doesn't have a clue what he's up against.

Vegeta

Someone should tell him that.

I can't put my finger on it, but I sense something different about Piccolo.

Krillin

The heck are you talkin' about Gohan?

The Piccolo I know would never fight unless he felt for sure he could win.

Krillin

You think he has a chance?

Vegeta

Would you two cut the crap! There's nothing different about your stupid green friend and there's no way he can win against Frieza alright!?

What do we do now?

Krillin

Don't worry Gohan! It's just like they say! It ain't over till the fat lady sings!

Vegeta

Well, I'd say she just hummed a few bars.

Vegeta

[after Frieza kills Dende with his death beam] What happened?

No! No!

Nail

Dende! No, it can't be! It just can't be!

Piccolo

Frieza, you monster!

That's one down, and I didn't even break a sweat.

No, Dende!

What does this mean?

Krillin

It means Piccolo was right and that Vegeta doesn't stand a chance against Frieza!

Piccolo

No one stands a chance against Frieza!