Dragon Ball Z · Season 3, Episode 4
[Frieza is drinking wine as Zarbon walks in] Lord Frieza! King Vegeta has arrived, escorted by a squadron of his men and he's requested an audience with you. Lord Frieza?
Zarbon, the last time I had my hearing checked, it was just fine.
Right.
Open the doors.
As you wish, sire.
[Frieza's wine spills on his leg because of King Vegeta's attack inside the ship] Why, those nasty monkeys. Zarbon, go ahead and open my door. Vegeta wanted an audience with me and that's what he's going to get.
Right.
This is no way for guests on my ship to behave!
I say we torch the whole barrel of monkeys. What do you say, Zarbon?
Is it necessary now that King Vegeta's out of the way?
Yes, because when one revolts, the others are sure to follow. You know, monkey see...monkey do. [turns to look at planet Vegeta] Just look at all those lost sheep waiting for the good news from their king.
[to Frieza] Hey, who do you think you're fooling? You grew two inches and got rid of your armor. You call that a transformation?
Heh heh heh heh heh heh.
Huh?
Vegeta, it pains me to see you going through this. What a waste. I favored you so much. Why couldn't you just continue to obey me?
Obey? I just pretended to obey you, you fool. I've been waiting patiently for any chance I could get to destroy you once and for all.
Yes, you're just like your father aren't you? The good king. You probably don't remember your father very well, do you Vegeta?
[while Frieza transforms] Oh crap!
Unbelievable! Absolute madness!
It was nice knowin' you Krillin.
Yeah...so long Gohan.
[after completing transformation] Heh heh heh! Well, this is it! I hope you're not disappointed!
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