Krillin quotes from Dragon Ball Z

Cell

Ha. It's Krillin. How did you know I was here?

Krillin

I could smell you from a mile away.

Hey, telephone guys! Collect call. It's Bulma.

Yamcha

Don't accept.

Oh come on guys. It's urgent. She's figured out a way to disable the androids.

What!? Accept the charges!

Krillin

[same time] Accept the charges!

Tien

[same time] Accept the charges!

Yamcha

[same time] Accept the charges!

I heard all that! Well I guess I'll still let you guys use the remote I invented that disables the androids circuits but only if mister loudmouth "don't accept the charges" Yamcha agrees to give yours truly a foot massage.

Krillin

Gosh, I don't know Bulma.

Well, that's the deal so you can take it, or leave it.

Yamcha

She knows that I can't stand rubbing her feet!

Now you'll have to get within ten meters of the androids to be in range. Any farther away and it won't work.

Krillin

Huh!? Uh...ten meters!? Gee don't you think that's kind o' close?

Don't complain. You're lucky you have that thing at all.

Cell

From the looks of it 16, I'd say your batteries are running low. Now, thanks to Vegeta, I will finally reach the perfection that my designer intended.

Krillin

Vegeta...I should've known.

Cell

Yes, he is a brave one. Incredibly stupid, but brave nonetheless.

Krillin

Come on Trunks. What are you waiting for? If you take any more time, Vegeta is gonna be fish food. It's now or never bro, Vegeta may get mad, but at least he'll stay alive.

Trunks

Wait. I can't do anything to help him until the moment he loses consciousness, that way he won't find out that I've become even stronger than he is.

Krillin

Forget his pride!

Trunks

But I can't!

Krillin

Huh!?

Trunks

I don't think you realize how much honor means to my father. It's the only thing that keeps him going. It's what makes him a warrior. Oh sure, some might see it as arrogance, but I think down at the core, it's much more noble than that. I believe that's what my mother saw in him. And it's what I see too.

Krillin

I didn't know.

Trunks

How could you...?

Trunks

So that's what he's doing. He's trying to provoke Cell into challenging his attack.

Krillin

Yah! Okay, that's one explanation. How 'bout this one. Vegeta's lost his mind and he's gonna fry us all!

Krillin

So, what's the deal? Who's gonna be in this? I mean, nobody can beat Cell so it won't be much of a tournament.

Trunks

Yes, you're right. I thought I could beat him. I was certain I could do it. But I failed. Maybe he is unstoppable.

So there. Gohan will have to start his studies right when he gets back and he will not be joining up with your little gang!

Krillin

Our gang?

What gang?

Hey, can I join? Heh heh.

Krillin

Hey, I'm kind o' lookin' forward to this tournament. It could be fun. Heh heh heh.

Vegeta

Go out and play if you want. But leave Cell to me. Because I don't want anyone getting in my way. Do you understand?

Yamcha

That's a lot o' talk for someone who got pounded by Cell, don't you think?

[while training with Krillin, Yamcha kicks Krillin's head and falls backward] Be careful Yamcha. Krillin's head is pretty slippery.

Yamcha

Wow Krillin. I think your head is your secret weapon.

Krillin

Yeah, maybe. But you bruised my brain.

Yamcha

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Come on, don't be a wimp. Your head is as hard as a rock.

Krillin

Hey pal! Are you makin' fun of me!?

Yamcha

I sure am! [Yamcha kangaroo kicks Krillin in the face]

Krillin

So Vegeta was furious, and he was about to kill him for cutting off his tail. And Yajirobe goes, "Please, sir. I really admire you, and i'd like to join you if it's not too late." [Goku and Gohan laugh from this but stops when Gohan's glass cup breaks when he was going to drink it]

Man, again? You gotta control it like this. Watch me. [Goku picks up his glass cup but it also breaks]

I don't believe it, not another one! Goku, this has got to stop! [pots and pans fall from the shelves]

Sorry.

Oh, man. We really did it this time.

Krillin

Chi-Chi's gonna kill you guys! Hey, where'd she go?

[Chi-Chi angrily burst out of the debris that she was buried in] HYAH! HERE I AM! Alright you two, i've had it with this Super Saiyan stuff! You've broken both sets of dishes, and three tables! I swear, is it too much to ask to have a normal dinner where we don't smash glasses, and bend silverware, and break all the furniture?! Well, is it?! I'm waiting!

No, sorry.

I have an idea. Maybe we should use paper plates and cups.

Yeah? Well think again, kid! Gosh, what a funny sense of humor. Paper cups, and paper plates, you must get that from your mommy. I'll tell you what, Gohan. Since it's your birthday, i'm going to let you off easy. For your punishment, you can help me clean up. As for you Goku, hit the road! Don't call us, we'll call you. [Chi-Chi opens the door]

Uh, you want me to leave home?

Yes! I can't take it anymore, Goku. I need you gone. At least until I finish setting up for Gohan's party. You like to fish, right? Well go catch a fish, or something.

Hey, sure. That sounds great, i'll catch a big one.

Krillin

I'll go too.

Me too.

Wonderful plan. But you can forget it, Gohan. Look, if you think you're getting off the hook that easy, you can think again, kiddo. After you finish cleaning up, it's time to study.

Anything but that, mom.

A mother knows what's best, right?

Yeah, I guess.

Hey, Gohan. Your mother is a hundred percent right. It would be best if you study this afternoon. [Gohan and Krillin were both shocked while Chi-Chi fainted from hearing this and the whole house jumped in the air]

Huh? What did I do?

Krillin

You don't know?

Gosh, daddy.

Are you sick? [shoves a thermometer in Goku's mouth and put her hand on his forehead] You feel okay.

This was all just a cheap trick. Cell planted bombs just before the military came. He might be an expert with explosives. But, as you can see, from a martial arts standpoint, he's an amateur. And I, Hercule, the greatest fighter in the world, will crush that fake with my little finger. Now, yell if you love me!

Krillin

[viewing Hercule on television] Eh, man that guy's a real moron.

Trunks

Gohan, did your father tell you anything?

Eh?

Trunks

We've all heard Goku say that Cell is stronger than he is and that Cell has no weaknesses. So why is he acting so cheerful?

I've asked my dad and he hasn't told me anything. All he says is "don't worry."

Trunks

Don't worry...!?

Krillin

I don't know. I mean, if that's what he said, maybe he really does have some plan to defeat Cell.

Piccolo

Or maybe he's in denial.

Krillin

[to Goku, after Goku tosses a senzu bean to Cell] Okay, it's official! You've completely lost it!

Look, Cell's kind of worn out right now. It just wouldn't be fair if Gohan beats him when he isn't at his best, you know.

Yamcha

That...that's Cell up there! Who really cares about being fair!?

Cell

[to himself, about Goku] Heh heh heh heh heh. What a fool. Doesn't he realize...? The only thing he's managed to do here is ensure his son's demise.