Krillin quotes from Dragon Ball Z

Cell

[to Gohan] Ten more seconds and the Earth will be gone. I guess we'll call this game a draw!

[Cell is about to explode] Hey, you put up a good fight, Gohan. I'm proud of you.

What? Daddy?

Take care of your mother for me. She needs you. Tell her that I had to do this, Gohan.

Ah!

Goodbye, my son.

Piccolo

Goku!

Cell

No! Don't! [Goku uses his instant transmission to teleport the exploding Cell away from Earth]

No! Come back!

Krillin

Goku!

Vegeta

Uh!

Piccolo

Ah!

Trunks

Uh!

Yamcha

Ah!

Tien

Uh!

[Goku teleports to King Kai's planet with the exploding Cell] Aah! Goku! What have you done? Are you out of your mind?

Sorry guys. This is the only place I could think to bring him.

Well, you could've called first!

Cell

Aah! Aah! [Cell explodes, killing Goku, King Kai, Bubbles, and Gregory along with him]

Yeah! Way to win one for the team!

Krillin

Yajirobe?

Yeah, I was on my way to meet you guys but...my plane broke down. I really wanted to help.

Yamcha

Oh, such bad luck.

Krillin

Funny. It always happens to you.

Piccolo

[to Android 18] You should thank Krillin, 18. He stayed at your side the whole time. After Cell spat you out.

Krillin

[shy] Uh...ah...well, it was nothing really. I mean, I enjoyed it. I mean, I couldn't leave you there.

I got it!

Krillin

Uh!

Krillin! You have a crush on Android 18, don't you!?

Krillin

[smacks Gohan on the head] Thanks, Mister Smooth!

Yamcha

What!? How could you? Krillin, she's a-

Tien

You know she's an android, right pal?

Krillin

Heh heh...heh heh heh heh...

Android 18

Expect me to fall at your feet now? Big strong boy rescues me so I'm his forever, right? Not that easy. I was wrong about you, Krillin. [Android 18 leaves]

Krillin

But...I...

Yamcha

That ungrateful...! I can't stand that android! I'm gonna show her!

Tien

I'm not so sure you could do that...

Piccolo

We've wasted enough time here. Let's hurry up and summon the dragon so we can start undoing all the damage that Cell has done.

Yes, of course.

Yeah! That means Trunks'll come back and Dende and me! You'll have plenty of friends here so you won't even need a girl!

Krillin

[sad] Leave me alone...

Tien

Hey, you like the girl, right? So what's up? Why did you wanna wish that guy back too?

Krillin

Well, I know it's strange...but I want her to be truly happy. And those two make such a good couple that I thought she'd be happier with him. Well, that's why.

Yamcha

Dude, you're hopeless.

Piccolo

If that's what you humans call love, count me out.

Android 18

Time for bonus points.

Krillin

Oh wow! There she is! How'd she get here?

Android 18

Hey, boneheads! 17 is my twin brother!

Krillin

Oh man...

Yamcha

No, this is excellent, you dope! Didn't you hear her, that guy's her twin brother! Ha ha ha!

Android 18

I wouldn't celebrate if I were you!

Krillin

Uh...

Android 18

If you think you won my heart because of that lousy wish, you're mistaken. I didn't ask for your help. [softer] But it was really nice of you.

Krillin

It was...? You...you mean...you're not mad at me?

Android 18

Not really...no.

Krillin

Well then, would you like to come over and join us?

Android 18

No thanks.

Krillin

Aww man... [Android 18 dashes away]

Yamcha

Aha ha! Ha! Whoah, Krillin! You are so in there! That chick digs you man! I can tell!

Krillin

Are you sure?

Yamcha

Yes, I'm sure. But she's a woman dude! Oh man! Like I say, she's a girl and there's no tellin' but I think you have a chance. Stick close to my advice and you'll do just fine. After all Krillin, it's my specialty. Trust me. Goku may have taught you how to be a great fighter, but when it comes to love, I'm the master! Ha ha ha ha ha!

Aha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha!

Piccolo

There's no comparison.

Yamcha

I heard that. At least you're man enough to admit it, Piccolo. Fighting's relatively easy.

Whoah, watch out everyone! Android 18 is here!

Android 18

Look, he noticed. How cute.

Someone please tell me she's still not terrorizing the planet.

Krillin

Well, actually uh...Goku, 18 and I have gotten married.

Uh...ah...you mean you live in the same house as her!?

But hey, tell me somethin'. It wasn't Mister Satan who beat Cell, right? Come on, I know it was you.

Heh.

Krillin

Hee hee hee hee hee.

Listen, I can't tell you how glad I am you're here. Without you, these last few tournaments have been nothing but capital B boring. [looks at Goku's team] Huh? Say, are all of them with you too?

Yeah, you could say that.

Great, even better. So you think you guys can get through the fights without blowing up the ring this time?

Piccolo

We'll try.

And that's exactly the kind of attitude this tournament has been lacking...ha ha. You haven't always had that gold ring over your head, have you?

Well, actually...I've been dead ever since my fight with Cell but they let me come back this one time for a day to compete.

Uh...well that's weird. But hey, with all the things I've seen you do, it'd be dumb to start doubting you now. Am I right, Goku baby?

[to himself] Good. At least one person knows how great my dad is.

[to himself, after he picks up a disqualified kid and acts like a hero in front of the crowd] Tip one. For a successful image, look good with the kids. Yeah!

Android 18

What was that?

Krillin

That's good marketing. The goof really knows how to milk a crowd.

Hey dad. Hey Krillin. We finally finished the qualifying test.

Krillin

What took so long? Hm? Heh heh heh heh heh. Oh, I see. You were hanging out with your girlfriend.

Krillin! It's not like that. We're just friends.

Krillin

Hee hee hee hee. Yeah right, whatever.

Gohan, is that sunburn? Or are you blushing?

[Hercule is supposed to have an exhibition match against Trunks] Ha. This isn't going to be much of a fight, you know.

Krillin

Right. You better not blink, or you'll miss it. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Vegeta

Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh. Trunks is going to pulverize this noisy fool! World Champion? I've known stronger house plants.

Krillin

Man, Goku. You sure eat a lot for a dead guy!

You know, that's exactly what King Kai always tells me. But what can I say? I just love to eat.

Krillin

You're tellin' me.

It was pretty interesting. Trunks beat Mister Satan with one punch.

Really?

But everyone thinks that he lost the match on purpose just to be a gentleman.

Krillin

Hm. What a guy, huh? He should get an Academy Award for that one.

[after he eats a lot] Wowee, I'm so full. If I have to fight one of you guys, please don't punch me in the gut!

[to Krillin] You didn't eat anything. You must be on a diet.

Krillin

Believe it or not Gohan, most athletes don't like to stuff themselves before a big match.

Android 18

Hey. We should go check the draw. See who's fighting who.

Vegeta

Well, if I have to fight Kakarot in the first round, the first thing I'm going to do is punch him in the gut.

Aw, man. No mercy.

Krillin

[praying] Okay. I don't ask for much. Just please, please don't make me fight any of my friends.

Piccolo

Krillin, destiny is not something that you can control.

Krillin

Hey, it never hurts to try. [still praying] Especially not Goku.

Each match has a time limit of thirty minutes and not a second more. If there is not a victor decided within the allotted time, then that decision will be left up to the judges.

Krillin

Uh...thirty minutes isn't long enough.

Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh. Thirty seconds is too long for you, tough guy.

Krillin

Will you shut up.

Break a leg, Krillin.

Krillin

Just so long as it's not one of mine.