Vegeta quotes from Dragon Ball Z

Zarbon

Vegeta! You're dead!

Vegeta

Ha ha ha ha ha. Face it Zarbon. You're no match for me. I'm far stronger. Now would be a good time to start begging me to spare your life.

Zarbon

Begging you?! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Your smart mouth won't be so noisy once I crush your skull.

Vegeta

The first and last mistake you made was to underestimate the power of a Saiyan warrior.

Zarbon

Eh...uh...grr...

Vegeta

While so many others grow weaker during battle, we Saiyans become stronger.

Zarbon

[with Vegeta's hand smashed through his stomach] Just give me the dragonballs and I'll let you...

Vegeta

Don't make me laugh Zarbon. I told you. You're no match for my Saiyan strength.

Zarbon

Wait Vegeta...maybe we could team up and take on Frieza together. [Vegeta smashes his arm clean through Zarbon's stomach and out of his back, sending him flying into the Namekian sea for a watery grave] Vegeta!

[about Krillin and Bulma] What did you do to them? Huh? Did you hurt them? Answer me!

Vegeta

Actually, I never even touched them. But if you want, I could easily be talked into going back.

Vegeta

Tell me, what's that thing in your hand?

It's just a watch.

Vegeta

Ha ha ha. With all the scientific technology on your planet, you're trying to tell me that that huge device is a watch...?

It's an antique watch.

Vegeta

We are the last of the Saiyans. That means we have to look out for one another. Understand? It's like...like the three of us are brothers. Ha! [Vegeta slams his knee into Gohan]

Aah!

Vegeta

Not too bright, are you boy? You're even a bigger fool than your father. And that's saying a lot. Go home. Go cry in the arms of your mother, little Saiyan. This is no place for a sniveling baby.

Vegeta

You! I finally found you! You're going to learn. No one makes a fool out of Vegeta!

Ahh...

Vegeta

Grrr...grr...now where's my dragonball?

Ahh...ahh...it's...over there.

Vegeta

Grr...don't toy with me.

Ahh...I...I'm not. It's right there.

Vegeta

I don't have time for these lies!

This...this can't be happening. I...I told him. Listen to me! It's right behind you! No! I'm too pretty to die! [Bulma wakes up from her nightmare]

Dende

Hey, hey listen. Guru just told me there's some kind of powerful force headed straight for us.

Uh...

Nail

What?

Vegeta

What in the...who's this Guru.

Krillin

Hey, he's right. Something is coming.

Yeah, that power level's huge.

Krillin

Wait, I know. It's Goku. I knew he'd be here to save us.

Vegeta

Kakarot!?

I don't know. Are you sure Krillin? It feels like there's more than one.

Vegeta

No! Not them! One, two, three, four, five...it...it has to be...dammit all. Frieza's called in the Ginyu Force.

Vegeta

[Vegeta picks up Gohan] You! No more time for games! Give me that dragonball right now!

I...I can't. I don't have it.

Vegeta

Tell me where it is. Tell me and I promise no harm will come to you or your friends. But if I don't make my wish before they get here, we're all dead.

Krillin

What do you think we are...stupid? You put him down, right now Vegeta.

Vegeta

[Vegeta drops Gohan] Listen to me, don't be a fool. These are no petty henchmen Frieza's called. It's the Ginyu Force. Five men, each as strong as I am. Maybe even stronger.

Eh...

Vegeta

And in a few moments, they'll be here with their new scouters. They'll find us and kill us all!

Krillin

No. I...I don't believe you!

Vegeta

Do you feel that power! None of us are strong enough to face that. We only have one chance. We have to use the dragonballs to make me immortal.

Nail

I feel what the Saiyan says may be true. This is an evil presence that approaches.

Krillin

Here's the deal. We use the wish on Gohan!

Vegeta

The boy may have power but he doesn't have the fighting experience. It has to be me.

Krillin

I can't do it! That would mean, our entire search would be in vain.

Nail

But you would still have two more wishes.

Krillin

Huh?

Nail

Didn't you know? The dragonballs will grant you three wishes.

Three? Are you sure about that?

Krillin

Not just one?

Vegeta

Argh! We're wasting time! [Vegeta picks Krillin up] The Ginyu Force will be here any second. We have to use the dragonballs now before it's too late!

Krillin

You're not giving the orders here Vegeta! Nail, are you absolutely certain that we'll get three wishes?

Nail

Yes.

Krillin

Lets go then. [to Vegeta] But, you try anything funny and the deals off, you got it?

[after Vegeta decapitates Guldo, his head keeps talking] No...no fair Vegeta. You cheated. This fight was supposed to be just me against those two alone Vegeta!

Vegeta

There's no such thing as fair or unfair in battle. There is only victory or in your case, defeat.

You...you dirty Saiyan. Do you really think you'll get away with this. You're nothing. Just a stupid monkey. I belong to the Ginyu Force.

Vegeta

Heh heh heh heh heh. Not anymore.

Yah! [Vegeta obliterates what remained of Guldo's head]

Vegeta

[after unleashing a barrage of attacks against Recoome] See you in hell Recoome!

Krillin

He...he did it. Incredible. That big oaf never even saw it coming. I never thought I'd hear myself say this, but...I'm sure glad Vegeta's on our side.

Jeice

Uh...huh?

Grrr...Uh...man that was close...

Vegeta

Huh?

Uh...no...I...I...I can still feel his power level. He's...he's still there. Uh...

Krillin

There's no way. He couldn't be.

Ha ha ha. Hi! [effeminate way]

Vegeta

Grr...

Krillin

Uh...eh..ah... [fear stricken]

This is crazy! He's not even breathing hard! What the heck are we gonna do!?

Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Nice try...but now it's my turn.

Jeice

Oh, this is just great! You know how long it's gonna take ta wash all this dust outta my hair.

Complain all you want. At least you've got hair.

[to Jeice] Listen, it's not too late for you to leave this planet, your choice, but if I were you, I'd get out of here.

Vegeta

Don't be a fool Kakarot! He's destroyed more men than you can count!

Don't you remember Vegeta? We let you go on Earth. Don't you think they deserve the same chance?

Jeice

Man oh man! Burter! This is totally insane! I don't know who this guy is...or where he came from, but he's good. Jeez, I've never seen anything like it. Ahh...we never even touched him...now that's one bad dude. I'm bad...but man, I ain't that bad! Sometimes you gotta know when to go, go, go! [Jeice dashes away]

[after Vegeta steps on Burter's neck, killing him] Hey, stop. Vegeta, that's enough! What're you doing?

Vegeta

Ha ha ha ha ha. [Vegeta unleashes a blast at Recoome's fallen body, killing him as well]

What's your deal? You know how to receive mercy but you can't give it. Too bad. I was hoping you might've changed.

Vegeta

[Vegeta spits on the ground] Oh, they don't deserve any favors. They're scum, Kakarot! Believe me! Would they have taken mercy on your son and your friend? If you'd arrived ten minutes later, they'd be gone right now. You're too soft to be a Saiyan! That freak you let go could cost you your life!

No way! Not him.

Vegeta

He doesn't have to be stronger than you to beat you. He could take your kid hostage and make you walk right into their hands like a lamb. These people are ruthless savages Kakarot. They're warriors. And they'll do whatever it takes to win the game. And here you are, Mr. Nice Guy. They're going to chew you up and spit you out with that attitude!

We'll see. I don't think having a little compassion is a disadvantage.

Vegeta

You poor fool. A fight with Frieza is a fight to the end. And it will be your end. You're nothing compared to Frieza, Kakarot.

Krillin

Uh...'scuse me, I'd hate to interrupt but who's gonna beat who here? You saw how Goku handled those guys earlier. He was in a league of his own. They couldn't even touch him. And this guy is supposed to beat 'im? Not likely.

Yeah!

Vegeta

Kakarot's strong. But he's not strong enough.

Krillin

Oh....

Vegeta

And besides, Frieza's been after the dragonballs, and if I know him, he's probably already made his wish by now...which means you won't be dealing with an all-powerful maniac, you'll be dealing with immortal!

Captain Ginyu

Jeice! Don't just stand there! Maybe you can help me a little bit here!?

Jeice

Right. Coming.

Vegeta

[to Jeice, after Vegeta sneaks up behind him] Hey, Snow White! How 'bout you pick on somebody your own size!

Jeice

Pretty stupid to challenge me to a fight, eh tough guy!?

Vegeta

Look who's chasing who, pal!

Jeice

So, vegetable breath, where exactly were you hiding? My scouter didn't show you anywhere!

Vegeta

Well, I guess it goes to show you how behind the times your useless Ginyu technology is! Time ta finish you off punk! I hope you realize that up until now, I've only been toying with you!

Jeice

In your dreams Vegeta. That'll be the day, a wimpy Saiyan like you can beat even the weakest o' the Ginyu Force! And now it's time ta turn out your lights, ya loser! [Jeice gets a punch in]

Vegeta

Ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha.

Jeice

Huh?

Vegeta

Hee heh ha ha...I hate to admit this, but I must say, I'm impressed. You're a lot tougher than I thought.

Jeice

Ha!

Vegeta

Take a look at your scouter. And then you'll realize what you're up against.

Jeice

I am, and that's what's so funny! But just to humor you, I'll check it again and see if I even get a reading. [Jeice checks his scouter] It's impossible. No! [Jeice breaks his scouter]

Vegeta

Ha ha ha ha ha! I think you broke it! Ha ha ha ha ha!

Jeice

No kidding.

Vegeta

You see, unlike the Saiyan you've been fighting, I get excited at the prospect of finishing off a warrior who's weaker than I...and you're much weaker. So do you feel like taking on a real Saiyan? Well, do you punk, because if you do, come and get a piece o' me!

Jeice

Huh?

Vegeta

Come on! I haven't got all day! I'm waiting. Heh. Lets get this over with.

Jeice

Huh?

Vegeta

Ha ha ha ha ha...

Jeice

What? No way! Are you telling me you're a Super Saiyan?!

Vegeta

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. That's right amigo. I'm your worst nightmare live and in person and ready to rumble! So if you think you stand a chance against a Super Saiyan, be my guest!

Jeice

I will defeat you! [Jeice unleashes a barrage of blasts only for Vegeta to break through and punch him hard]

Jeice

If you thought you'd seen the last of me, think again!

Vegeta

He ha ha ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Oh...Jeice, when will you ever learn you don't stand a chance against me, huh? Look, I'm really tired of wasting my time toying with you.

Jeice

Grr...grr...grr...grr... [Jeice slams out of Frieza's ship, dashing upward, as Vegeta speedily appears in front of him in midair and does a combination of bonecracking kicks and chops at Jeice's body] Aah! Aah! Ah! Ah! Huh? Vegeta! No! NO! [Vegeta unleashes a blast right in Jeice's face that obliterates him in midair]