Son Para quotes from Dragon Ball GT

Computer, what are their chances?

CComputer

The cave system is a maze. They have a fifty percent chance of successfully navigating the corridors. However, these calculations were made before considering the threat of the mouma.

What if you threw them into the equation?

CComputer

Their chance of survival will then decrease dramatically sir. I calculate less than one percent.

Less than one percent...now those are odds that I can live with. How 'bout you, brothers?

Son Para

For sure! It works for me!

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Silence! One of our journeymen has returned with a Dragon Ball!

HHenchman

Uh...

Don't just stand there! You did bring a Dragon Ball, didn't you?

HHenchman

Oh, yes! (the henchman kneels) What happens if I didn't?

Then you'll get the whip! Now did you bring a Dragon Ball or not?

HHenchman

No Cardinal Mutchy Mutchy. I searched far and wide, but the galaxy is so vast, and I had so little to go on. I beg for your mercy.

Failure is unacceptable! (Cardinal Mutchy Mutchy lashes at the henchman with his whip, which tangles around the henchman's neck)

HHenchman

Uh....ah.... (the henchman is turned into a doll)

Lord Luud has spoken!

Son Para

(frightened) He turned that poor slob into a doll...

Was carrying out Lord Luud's will really so difficult? (Cardinal Mutchy Mutchy picks up the henchman doll from the ground) Wouldn't it have been easier than this? (Cardinal Mutchy Mutchy tosses the doll into a round vase which charges Luud) In life he was a failure, but in death, this journeyman has achieved greatness because his vital energy has been absorbed by Lord Luud himself. Let us beg of Luud that our end might be just as glorious as his! Well? When I say beg, I mean now!

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Para Brothers, you have accomplished what many others could not. You are the first ones to succeed.

See, there's nothin' to fear here brothers.

Son Para

Aha ha ha ha...he's rollin out the red carpet for us...I wonder what kind of reward we're gonna get.

I wish I could give the three of you reward but sadly I can't. I'm afraid you've committed a terrible blunder. (The Para Para Brothers are shocked) According to a divine message from Lord Luud, you Para Para Brothers have let a Dragon Ball slip through your fingers, a grave offense indeed!

But...we got it!

The cretins you took this Dragon Ball from had another one on their ship! And you let it get away! (Cardinal Mutchy Mutchy slams his whip at the Para Para Brothers) What do you have to say for yourselves?

Give us another chance Cardinal Mutchy Mutchy. I beg you.

I have interceded for you Paras. You have one more chance.

Thank you Cardinal. Thank you.

Don't fail me!

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Look at 'em. They're standing up to the mouma! Are they insane!

Son Para

They're gonna die brothers! It's suicide!

How perfect. While those idiots are bein' brave and getting themselves killed, we'll sneak onto their ship and take their Dragon Ball.

Ingenious!

Son Para

It runs in the blood.

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It is our understanding that you possess another Dragon Ball that you are hiding from us.

Yeah. So hand it over quick, or else.

What!?

Is this a joke!? Why don't you try returning the Dragon Ball that you already stole from us!

Since you refuse to listen to our demands, we have no choice! I am Bon Para! (Bon Para, Son Para, and Don Para begin posing)

Don Para!

Son Para

Son Para!

We're here to get busy! Prepare to face the rhythmic Para Para Brothers!

Uhh...

Uh...uh....

Para Para Brothers?

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(while break dancing) Uh! Ha! Shake it! Don't forget to smile! Don't forget to smile! What! Now shake it! Shake it, right! Bon Para Para! Bon Para Para! Bon Para Para! Bon Para Para!

Son Para

(same time as Bon Para) Bon Papa!

Respect the beat!

Why in the world are those guys dancing for us?

(murmuring) I dunno...

Yeah...this is...messed up.

They have no...style.

Spin it right! Spin it left! This crazy beat gonna make you deaf! Shake it! Now shake it! Tricky!

Son Para

Raise the cave! Ra-ra-ra-ra-ra raise!

We're gonna lay this one down real thick like whole milk!

Son Para

Pa!

Giru

(Giru is dancing) Bon Papa! Bon Papa!

Giru, what do you think you're doing?

Giru

Slave to the boogie! Slave to the boogie!

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(Pan starts to dance) What's happening to me!?

Are you okay?

What the-? Uh! (Trunks starts to dance)

Uh...guys!? (Goku starts to dance) Wait! I can't- I can't stop!

My arms started moving all by themselves!

I don't wanna do this stupid dance! I look like an idiot!

Son Para

Right, left. Right, left. Right, left. Right.

Right, left. Right, left. Smile!

Our beats are smooth, our rhymes are tight! Follow our lead, don't try to fight!

Right foot! I'm saying it now!

This is so embarrasing!

Giru

Right foot smile! Left foot smile! Giru confused!

Okay! This is weird!

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Son Para

Why'd ya have ta go and electrocute us?

I just hope that the great and wonderful Cardinal Mutchy Mutchy hasn't seen us tied up and crying like this!

Whatever he does to us is gonna hurt so bad!

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Now it's time to smile. And sing! Bon Para Para. Bon Papa!

Bon Para Para. Bon Papa! Bon Para Para! Bon Papa!

Son Para

Tell us now, creep! What's your name?

Why yes, my name is Dolltaki!

Now tell us, what's your claim to fame?

I turn girls to dolls and act real cocky!

Time for us to go, so tell us where to aim!

That red cell. Yeah! Uh oh...

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Don't you think someone like me would've brought down Luud a long time ago if I knew a good way to do it!?

You're useless! Ah! We're gonna spend the rest of our lives in here!

Uhhh...Pan?

What now?!

I can use telepathy and talk to your friend outside.

You can do what!? Why did you keep this quiet until now!?

Well, you're kinda scary.

(same time as Bon Para) Well, you're kinda scary.

Son Para

(same time as Bon Para) Well, you're kinda scary.

That's okay. I know my prowess can be intimidating sometimes.

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It's time...

For us...

Son Para

To save...

The day.

Son Para

(same time as Bon Para) The day.

(same time as Bon Para) The day.

Um...that's real nice, but do you have to sing?

To use telepathy...

We have to sing...

Son Para

So we can save...

The day.

Son Para

(same time as Bon Para) The day.

(same time as Bon Para) The day.

Yeah...? Are ya sure about that?

We never...

Ever...

Son Para

Lie...

Argh! Fine! Just do whatever you have to do and make it fast, okay?

Sorry...

We're just...

Son Para

Trying...

To help.

Son Para

(same time as Bon Para) To help.

(same time as Bon Para) To help.

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Goku...

Has no...

Son Para

Sense of...

Rhythm.

Son Para

(same time as Bon Para) Rhythm.

(same time as Bon Para) Rhythm.