Kibitokai quotes from Dragon Ball GT

Kibitokai

(to himself) Look at me. Even though I may be a Kai spirit, I'm sneaking around like a petty cat burglar.

Kibitokai

I was caught in the shockwave. Goku fell into a different dimension. Into Sugoroku's space. I lost him.

Elder Kai

Oh dear. Not only that. You lost him in Sugoroku's space. The one place we can't help him. My powers don't work there. They're useless in that realm. He's going to have to find a way out on his own somehow. Do you know what the odds of that are? This must be the biggest bungle a Kai has made since I let myself get trapped in the Z sword.

Elder Kai

Even Kibitokai was on Earth!

Kibitokai

Ancestor! Are you implying that even I was infected?

Elder Kai

Calm down Kibito. It was just a joke you doofus.

Kibitokai

Oh, I see. It's that Old Kai humor again.

Kibitokai

(about Goku) You did it ancestor! His tail looks fully grown now!

Elder Kai

Good. We fixed his power issue. Now if we could just fix the whining.

Kibitokai

(viewing the Elder Kai's crystal ball, about Goku) Old Kai, what happened to Goku? He's getting thrown around like a rag doll out there! Is it possible that we pulled his tail out too far?

Elder Kai

(about Goku's unknown hidden power) I doubt it, maybe it takes a while to kick in.

Elder Kai

(about Golden Great Ape Goku) He jumped into the deep end of the pool before he learned how to swim. All the boy needs is a little time to work things out and get the power under his control.

Kibitokai

He's not in control?

Elder Kai

Of course not. Right now, he's just a raving mad ape looking for food like any other animal. But he'll learn.

Elder Kai

If Goku could gain control...If he could somehow wrap his mind around his new powers, then he would finally be able to ascend to a Super Saiyan 4.

Kibitokai

Super Saiyan 4!? Well there's got to be something we can do to help him get there!

Elder Kai

There is a method!

Kibitokai

What is it ancestor?

Elder Kai

Ahem. I'll let you know as soon as I think of it.

King Kai

Goku, can you hear me?

Goku

Uh...King Kai, what in the world's going on down here?

King Kai

Uh...eh...I don't know...

Elder Kai

Idiots!

Bulma

Who was that? How obnoxious can you get?

Elder Kai

Didn't I warn you about using the Dragon Balls so much? Didn't I tell you that interfering with the natural evolution of things could have serious repercussions? Well? Didn't I?

Goku

Yes sir. I remember that, but I just thought, well, that it was because you were old fashioned.

Kibitokai

It's the generation gap.

Elder Kai

Gap!? Did you say gap? It's a stinking canyon, not a gap!

Elder Kai

That's why the Dragon Balls are scattered after every wish. It's supposed to take centuries to find them so the negative energy can't have time to accumulate. But then someone invented the Dragon Radar and ruined everything.

Bulma

Oh, so it's all my fault, is that it? Well, why don't you just say it!

Kibitokai

There were those that were aware of the dangers of overuse but no decision was ever made to warn the people of the Earth.

Bulma

Well, how in the world was I supposed to know? It's Dende's fault if we were never warned. So you see, it's not all my fault. We're all a little to blame, actually. Well, aren't we? Ha! I know! Even though I invented the radar, I still wouldn't have been able to find the Dragon Balls. I was just a little girl of sixteen, trying to find her prince with the Dragon Balls. But that was just a school girl's dream. A silly fantasy. But then this big shot came along! (pointing at Goku)

Goku

Who me!? You mean it's my fault!?

Bulma

Well, yeah! I was just a knobby-kneed adolescent back then. I could've never gathered the Dragon Balls on my own. You were the one with the super strength. You're responsible for gathering the Dragon Balls.

Goku

I guess I am. I see what you mean Bulma. I am responsible. I never really thought of it that way until now.

Kibitokai

What now, ancestor? I mean, if Goku and Vegeta can't stop this guy, is there anyone who can? You don't think we're going to have to fight him, do you?

Elder Kai

What's all this we business? Why are you always trying to drag me into things?