In 12 of the 332 quotes from Dragon Ball GT
Most scenes with: Son Para (11), Don Para (10), Pan (6)
Scenes with Bon Para 12
Bon Para
Computer, what are their chances?
CComputer
The cave system is a maze. They have a fifty percent chance of successfully navigating the corridors. However, these calculations were made before considering the threat of the mouma.
Bon Para
What if you threw them into the equation?
CComputer
Their chance of survival will then decrease dramatically sir. I calculate less than one percent.
Less than one percent...now those are odds that I can live with. How 'bout you, brothers?
For sure! It works for me!
Para Brothers, you have accomplished what many others could not. You are the first ones to succeed.
Bon Para
See, there's nothin' to fear here brothers.
Aha ha ha ha...he's rollin out the red carpet for us...I wonder what kind of reward we're gonna get.
I wish I could give the three of you reward but sadly I can't. I'm afraid you've committed a terrible blunder. (The Para Para Brothers are shocked) According to a divine message from Lord Luud, you Para Para Brothers have let a Dragon Ball slip through your fingers, a grave offense indeed!
Bon Para
But...we got it!
The cretins you took this Dragon Ball from had another one on their ship! And you let it get away! (Cardinal Mutchy Mutchy slams his whip at the Para Para Brothers) What do you have to say for yourselves?
Bon Para
Give us another chance Cardinal Mutchy Mutchy. I beg you.
I have interceded for you Paras. You have one more chance.
Bon Para
Thank you Cardinal. Thank you.
Look at 'em. They're standing up to the mouma! Are they insane!
They're gonna die brothers! It's suicide!
Bon Para
How perfect. While those idiots are bein' brave and getting themselves killed, we'll sneak onto their ship and take their Dragon Ball.
Bon Para
It is our understanding that you possess another Dragon Ball that you are hiding from us.
Yeah. So hand it over quick, or else.
Is this a joke!? Why don't you try returning the Dragon Ball that you already stole from us!
Bon Para
Since you refuse to listen to our demands, we have no choice! I am Bon Para! (Bon Para, Son Para, and Don Para begin posing)
Bon Para
We're here to get busy! Prepare to face the rhythmic Para Para Brothers!
Bon Para
(while break dancing) Uh! Ha! Shake it! Don't forget to smile! Don't forget to smile! What! Now shake it! Shake it, right! Bon Para Para! Bon Para Para! Bon Para Para! Bon Para Para!
(same time as Bon Para) Bon Papa!
Why in the world are those guys dancing for us?
Yeah...this is...messed up.
Bon Para
Spin it right! Spin it left! This crazy beat gonna make you deaf! Shake it! Now shake it! Tricky!
Raise the cave! Ra-ra-ra-ra-ra raise!
We're gonna lay this one down real thick like whole milk!
(Giru is dancing) Bon Papa! Bon Papa!
Giru, what do you think you're doing?
Slave to the boogie! Slave to the boogie!
(Pan starts to dance) What's happening to me!?
What the-? Uh! (Trunks starts to dance)
Uh...guys!? (Goku starts to dance) Wait! I can't- I can't stop!
My arms started moving all by themselves!
I don't wanna do this stupid dance! I look like an idiot!
Right, left. Right, left. Right, left. Right.
Bon Para
Right, left. Right, left. Smile!
Our beats are smooth, our rhymes are tight! Follow our lead, don't try to fight!
Right foot! I'm saying it now!
Right foot smile! Left foot smile! Giru confused!
Bon Para
You over there! Shut yo mouth! You got's to concentrate on the moves! Aww, kick it! (Bon Para kicks Trunks in the face)
Bon Para
What, what! This girl got to get her grill on! S to the M to the I to the L to the E, ya'll! (Bon Para pulls Pan's cheeks) Aw, yeah! Just like that! You're doin' much better! Haven't you heard? You got to grin it to win it! Why can't you show some respect for this groove! Get down! (Bon Para tosses Pan to the wall)
(Goku and Trunks resume dancing) It's starting again.
Spin it right! Spin it left!
Bon Para
Your hands aren't proper! (punches Trunks in the face) And your rhythm is wack! (kicks Goku in the face) You think you a fly girl, what!? But you just a hack! (slams Pan in the face) And you? Step off. (flicks Giru away) Shake it like a salt shaker! Uh! Now a little pepper! Ha ha! (kicks Goku in the face) Still wrong! You disgrace! (slams Pan in the face) Ha ha! (punches Trunks in the face) See! Look at you, your feet are out o' place! It's called rhythm people! So, what do you think of our unique dancing style? It's a little something called the Para Para Boogie!
Uh, I wouldn't be so quick to call this dancing!
Yeah, what a lame...power to have.
That's true, but their power is causing us quite a bit of damage.
Giru hate dancing...Giru.
Bon Para
Heh heh heh heh heh! Aw, yeah! Word!
It's like Roshi's aerobics tapes!
Why'd ya have ta go and electrocute us?
I just hope that the great and wonderful Cardinal Mutchy Mutchy hasn't seen us tied up and crying like this!
Bon Para
Whatever he does to us is gonna hurt so bad!
Bon Para
Now it's time to smile. And sing! Bon Para Para. Bon Papa!
Bon Para Para. Bon Papa! Bon Para Para! Bon Papa!
Tell us now, creep! What's your name?
Why yes, my name is Dolltaki!
Now tell us, what's your claim to fame?
I turn girls to dolls and act real cocky!
Bon Para
Time for us to go, so tell us where to aim!
That red cell. Yeah! Uh oh...
Don't you think someone like me would've brought down Luud a long time ago if I knew a good way to do it!?
You're useless! Ah! We're gonna spend the rest of our lives in here!
Bon Para
Uhhh...Pan?
Bon Para
I can use telepathy and talk to your friend outside.
You can do what!? Why did you keep this quiet until now!?
Bon Para
Well, you're kinda scary.
(same time as Bon Para) Well, you're kinda scary.
(same time as Bon Para) Well, you're kinda scary.
That's okay. I know my prowess can be intimidating sometimes.
Bon Para
It's time...
Bon Para
The day.
(same time as Bon Para) The day.
(same time as Bon Para) The day.
Um...that's real nice, but do you have to sing?
Bon Para
To use telepathy...
Bon Para
The day.
(same time as Bon Para) The day.
(same time as Bon Para) The day.
Yeah...? Are ya sure about that?
Bon Para
Ever...
Argh! Fine! Just do whatever you have to do and make it fast, okay?
Bon Para
Sorry...
Bon Para
To help.
(same time as Bon Para) To help.
(same time as Bon Para) To help.
Bon Para
Goku...
Bon Para
Rhythm.
(same time as Bon Para) Rhythm.
(same time as Bon Para) Rhythm.
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