Lord Don Kee quotes from Dragon Ball GT

Lord Don Kee

Hoo hoo! I've got so much money, I could never spend it all!

Ledgic

Your scouts have returned. (Sheila and Gale appear)

Lord Don Kee

Yes, what is it Gale?

Hi Lord! That spaceship that was found in the desert, we got it. It's all yours now, finders keepers.

Lord Don Kee

Show me. (a viewing screen appears, scanning the ship) Sheila, what's your evaluation?

Lord, whoever designed it had function in mind, but not fashion. It may work well, but as you can see, it's an eyesore. It's not going to fetch anywhere near what the sleeker models are getting in the marketplace. In a word, it's ugly.

Lord Don Kee

Well, then what good is it? There's no rare treasure inside, no crew members for slaves...so why have you brought me this ridiculous ship?

Sire. You're the one with the good taste. I'm just a grunt. Only a refined person like you can truly know if a thing has any value or not.

Lord Don Kee

You're not as stupid as you look Gale. Now tear that ship apart and sell it as scrap. That's my word. Make it happen.

Lord Don Kee

(as he watches Pan, Goku, and Trunks escaping with their ship on a viewing screen) Well. What a beautiful happy ending. But for whom? For me!? No...the great Don Kee is left looking like an idiot while they rid off with my ship! And all of this happens right under the noses of my most highly paid military experts! What a bunch of useless twits!

Ledgic

I resent that.

Lord Don Kee

No. Not you Ledgic. You're impeccable. It's these other twits I'm talking about.

We made a big mess out of this. I admit it sir.

Lord Don Kee

(holds out a calculator with the number 11497260 at Sheila and Gale) Take a look at this number! This is the number of gamuts that I'm knocking your pay for the damages to and the loss of one hovercraft. Do you even know who the thieves are?

Yes, of course Lord Kee. We've got the whole thing on tape. (the viewing screen turns on, showing Goku, Trunks, and Pan)

Lord Don Kee

You've got to be kidding me! Bandana's, ratty clothes...? They look like hired hands! (looks at Goku on the viewing screen) Well, at least this one knows how to make a statement with his hair. Interesting. I want their heads on a platter.

Pan

Lord Don Kee! You're a crook! We know all about your evil ways!

Lord Don Kee

Fools! I make the laws on this planet! I've done nothing illegal! You are the criminals here!

Pan

Wrong answer!