Goten quotes from Dragon Ball GT

Pan

If you don't want me to poke fun, then keep your voice down.

Goten

Do you mind? I'm trying to talk on the phone!

Pan

It's a mobile phone!

Vegeta

(To Goten and Trunks) Both of you have begun to grow unbearably soft in these times of peace...and with Kakarot leading the search, you'll see trouble in no time.

Goten

You do know that I have a date tonight...

Vegeta

Dating is for the weak!

Goten

Aww...

Trunks

What about me? I am the president of Capsule Corp!

Vegeta

Then consider this a hostile takeover.

Goten

It's not that I don't want to find the Dragon Balls, I just know that my mother would never let me set foot on a spaceship.

Vegeta

It was all her idea.

Goten

(talking to Valese on the phone) You have one of the prettiest faces I've ever seen, a-and that's true... No really, I'm serious! ... What? Why haven't I told you? Because this is the first time since I've known you that you haven't had a boyfriend.

Bulma

Aha ha ha ha.

Chi-Chi

Please tell me, why can't he go after a girl who hasn't had any boyfriends? I married my first boyfriend.

Goten

Hey Vegeta! What's up? See ya later! I've got a date!

Vegeta

Goten, just a second.

Goten

Huh?

Vegeta

Notice anything...different? Huh? (Vegeta wants Goten to notice that he shaved his moustache)

Goten

Uh...what do you mean? (Vegeta stares at him, without saying anything) Well, hey, uh, I really gotta boogie! This is one girl you don't wanna keep waiting! (Vegeta grunts and walk to the kitchen)

Bulma

Well, well, don't you look especially handsome today, hun.

Vegeta

Why, thank you.

Bulma

Notice anything different about Vegeta today, Chi-Chi?

Chi-Chi

Huh..Uhhh...

Vegeta

I shaved my moustache, you idiot! (Vegeta walks away)

Bulma

He thinks it should be front page news.

Goten

Voila. One sugar cone. (Goten hands Valese an ice cream cone)

You're teasing me. No spoon?

Goten

Uh, it's a cone. You don't need a spoon, silly.

Oh, I've never eaten ice cream like this. Doesn't it make your fingers real sticky?

Goten

Heh heh. You're kidding right? You don't use fingers.

Oh well, how do you eat it then?

Goten

(Goten licks his ice cream cone) Well, you just keep licking it, like this. (to himself) She's so innocent. And sweet.

Goten

What...no...you mean...I'm your disciple? (Hercule nods) What!? Since when? Look...

Hercule

This guy's nuts. He's blown up half o' downtown. You can take care of him, can't you Goten? Pretty please.

Goten

Listen. First of all, you didn't teach me, my dad did. Secondly, I'm busy right now. I'm on a big date.