Omega Shenron quotes from Dragon Ball GT

Omega Shenron

This is the sum of all history's dark deeds. Humanity itself has given me life and armed me with this power and I intend to use it!

Omega Shenron

(after Goku swallows a Dragon Ball to prevent Omega from absorbing it) That was a foolish place to put the Dragon Ball. Now I'll have to rip your head off to get it!

Omega Shenron

What do you say there, Nuova? Are you done prancing around this kid like an idiot!? Do it already! I'm so tired of him. I want to fight someone worthy.

Omega Shenron

Aww, it looks like he was able to prevent this trash heap from exploding in exchange for his own measly life.

Omega Shenron

Since you've been so fun, Vegeta, I'll put you in the same grave as Goku, so you can argue for eternity.

Omega Shenron

I want you to see this. Allow me to be your eyes. I've built a fine cemetery. There is parched, lifeless ground for a grave. And broken buildings in the background for a headstone.

Goku

Now all we need is a dead body...and I can assure you that after all of this is over, I'll give you a nice burial.

Omega Shenron

You misunderstand me. This is your grave, for your funeral, and your burial!

Goku

We'll just have to see about that!

Goku

You can never kill me, Omega!

Omega Shenron

(Omega Shenron jams his fist into Goku's gut) Is that so? I kill whomever I please!

Omega Shenron

Prepare yourself. This is the day you die, Goku.

Goku

Aha ha ha ha ha. If I had a zeni for each time I heard that...you know you're not the first one to try that line on me, but you just might be the last.

Omega Shenron

Why do you persist? Stop torturing yourself. Death will bring relief.

Goku

Heh heh. Really? Then it's you who'll taste relief.

Omega Shenron

Hmm. You just don't know when to quit, do you monkey man?

Omega Shenron

(seeing Great Ape Vegeta crushing Goku, delighted) Ha, ha, ha! So, is this your secret weapon? A giant monkey too ignorant to know who the enemy is? Ha, ha, ha, ha!

Goku

Ahhhhhhhhh, Vegeta! (grunts)

Vegeta

(as a Great Ape) Ka-ka-rot.

Omega Shenron

(shocked) Uhh?

Vegeta

(as a Great Ape, thinking) Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. I am the Prince of all Saiyans. I could never allow my reason to be overpowered by the primal mind. (releases Goku)

Goku

(smiling) Awesome, Vegeta. You're really something.

Omega Shenron

(shocked) What!?

Gogeta

Heh. Three hard punches and all you've got is a bloody nose. I have to admit, I'm impressed.

Omega Shenron

You stinking monkey!

Omega Shenron

Now it's your turn! (Omega Shenron dashes at Gogeta and Gogeta dodges him, causing Omega to ram into the ground and land on his face)

Gogeta

I guess it was still your turn. Hello? Are you napping, 'cause I could've sworn you said something about hitting me.

Omega Shenron

Shut up...

Gogeta

I have the power to destroy you now Omega. But there's something you can do to avoid that.

Omega Shenron

What is it!?

Gogeta

Promise never to hurt anyone again!

Omega Shenron

Grr...you're insane! There's only one promise I'm going to make! On my honor, I promise to kill you at all costs!

Omega Shenron

Feeling a little bit sore are we?

Gogeta

Not really. Actually, a little treatment took care of a crick in my neck that's been bothering me.

Omega Shenron

Grr! I hate you!

Gogeta

Hey dragon, I hope this isn't too much to ask, but could you do my backside now?

Omega Shenron

Grr! Cocky little chimp! How dare you make light of Omega Shenron!

Omega Shenron

You should've tried to eliminate me the moment you two fused. You idiots squandered away your only chance.

Vegeta

Hey! How dare you call us idiots! He's the only idiot around here! (pointing at Goku)

Goku

Uh...heh heh heh heh heh...

Omega Shenron

And to think you Saiyans are known as warriors. You two outcasts are nothing but a joke.

Vegeta

It was him. I would've destroyed you in the first minute!

Goku

Hey, Vegeta. Easy. Let's not let him ruffle our fur. Come on, we were both responsible.

Vegeta

Speak for yourself Kakarot! You were more interested in playing pranks than winning the battle!

Goku

That wasn't me! That's just how we act when we're together!

Vegeta

No! That's how the clowns act at the darn circus!