Cardinal Mutchy Mutchy quotes from Dragon Ball GT

Mutchy

(about Goku) What's with this kid? One minute I'm mopping the floor with him, then his hair turns blonde and his power skyrockets! He must have taken some kind of potion.

Cardinal Mutchy Mutchy

Silence! One of our journeymen has returned with a Dragon Ball!

Uh...

Cardinal Mutchy Mutchy

Don't just stand there! You did bring a Dragon Ball, didn't you?

Oh, yes! (the henchman kneels) What happens if I didn't?

Cardinal Mutchy Mutchy

Then you'll get the whip! Now did you bring a Dragon Ball or not?

No Cardinal Mutchy Mutchy. I searched far and wide, but the galaxy is so vast, and I had so little to go on. I beg for your mercy.

Cardinal Mutchy Mutchy

Failure is unacceptable! (Cardinal Mutchy Mutchy lashes at the henchman with his whip, which tangles around the henchman's neck)

Uh....ah.... (the henchman is turned into a doll)

Cardinal Mutchy Mutchy

Lord Luud has spoken!

Son Para

(frightened) He turned that poor slob into a doll...

Cardinal Mutchy Mutchy

Was carrying out Lord Luud's will really so difficult? (Cardinal Mutchy Mutchy picks up the henchman doll from the ground) Wouldn't it have been easier than this? (Cardinal Mutchy Mutchy tosses the doll into a round vase which charges Luud) In life he was a failure, but in death, this journeyman has achieved greatness because his vital energy has been absorbed by Lord Luud himself. Let us beg of Luud that our end might be just as glorious as his! Well? When I say beg, I mean now!

Cardinal Mutchy Mutchy

Para Brothers, you have accomplished what many others could not. You are the first ones to succeed.

Bon Para

See, there's nothin' to fear here brothers.

Son Para

Aha ha ha ha...he's rollin out the red carpet for us...I wonder what kind of reward we're gonna get.

Cardinal Mutchy Mutchy

I wish I could give the three of you reward but sadly I can't. I'm afraid you've committed a terrible blunder. (The Para Para Brothers are shocked) According to a divine message from Lord Luud, you Para Para Brothers have let a Dragon Ball slip through your fingers, a grave offense indeed!

Bon Para

But...we got it!

Cardinal Mutchy Mutchy

The cretins you took this Dragon Ball from had another one on their ship! And you let it get away! (Cardinal Mutchy Mutchy slams his whip at the Para Para Brothers) What do you have to say for yourselves?

Bon Para

Give us another chance Cardinal Mutchy Mutchy. I beg you.

Cardinal Mutchy Mutchy

I have interceded for you Paras. You have one more chance.

Bon Para

Thank you Cardinal. Thank you.

Cardinal Mutchy Mutchy

Don't fail me!

Pan

You must be the boss. Didn't your mother teach you what good manners are all about? It's not right to steal other people's property!

Cardinal Mutchy Mutchy

Who would dare to-?

Pan

You have no idea how hard I worked to get this Dragon Ball from the people of Planet Gelbo...and you had the nerve to take it! How pathetic for a grown man having to steal from a little girl!

Cardinal Mutchy Mutchy

Oh, I know who you are! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Why don't you cough up the other Dragon Ball you have in your possession before start to get angry!

Pan

What Dragon Ball?

Cardinal Mutchy Mutchy

I can see through your lies, little girl! Now hand over the four star Dragon Ball!

Pan

Who do you think you are?

Cardinal Mutchy Mutchy

I am the famous Cardinal Mutchy Mutchy! I serve him, our great Deity of Destruction, Lord Luud. He will be resurrected with the power of his followers, and your precious Dragon Ball. For when Lord Luud is reborn, he will destroy the non-believers in this unruly universe. And we, as his emissaries, will rule over all! Heh ha ha ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Now hand over the Dragon Ball little girl!

Goku

(after Mutchy Mutchy turns the Para Para Brothers into dolls and feeds them to Lord Luud) Now wait! Those guys were on your side, right? So why would you do that to them?

Cardinal Mutchy Mutchy

What do you mean why? I just did them a favor by fusing them with Lord Luud. They'll be of much better service to him now, rather than dancing and prancing around like a bunch of show-tune obsessed idiots!

Trunks

Lord Luud?

Cardinal Mutchy Mutchy

The Para Para Brothers did exactly what I sent them out to do...which was to bring you Saiyans to me! So if you want to live to see tomorrow, you'll give me what I want!

Cardinal Mutchy Mutchy

You leave me no choice! I'll just pry it from your cold dead hands!

Trunks

You wish!

Goku

Hey, why don't you try fighting fair!

Cardinal Mutchy Mutchy

Ha. Fair! I don't even know what that word means, you brat!