Haze Shenron quotes from Dragon Ball GT

Haze Shenron

Don't worry. Haze Shenron is not a cruel dragon. I can't stand to see suffering. I'm going to end this quickly. I'll just eat you up.

Haze Shenron

Kicking a shadow dragon in the head is not a wise thing to do! I know all about you Goku. And a power such as yours is no match for the great Haze Shenron!

Goku

Uh, sir...with all due respect, you don't seem that strong to me.

Haze Shenron

Oh, is that so? Well, I've been watching you for many years, and frankly, you don't know what you're getting yourself into!

Pan

We don't...?

Haze Shenron

What's this we stuff? I wasn't talking to you, you silly little girl. (begins making cute faces) Big bad Pan. Don't hurt me please. I'll never laugh at your bandana again. What are you gonna do? Dress me up like a baby doll?

Pan

Alright, that's it! Hand over the Dragon Ball or you're really gonna get it!

Haze Shenron

I wasn't born yesterday. Actually, I was born today, but I still know why you want the Dragon Balls.

Pan

Yeah?

Haze Shenron

It's simple. You want to wish for the things you obviously don't have...good taste, clothes that fit, a little height.

Haze Shenron

Look. Look at my beautiful lake. Isn't it lovely.

Goku

How gross. It smells like rotten lunch. This is really disgusting.

Haze Shenron

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Don't be bashful, I know it's inviting. Take a dip if you like. I poisoned it myself. It's my gift. And it's a gift that keeps giving. The vapors from the lake poison the air and then the air poisons the trees and vegetation. It's a beautiful synergy of death and destruction.

Goku

I am not going to let you poison the Earth.

Haze Shenron

Why not? Humankind is doing that on its own anyway, isn't it? I'm only going to speed up the process and kill the Earth more efficiently. Polluting the planet is my sole reason to be. My poison is unstoppable. It spreads like a disease, sucking the life out of creation. Let it live, so that all may perish. (Haze Shenron blasts Goku and Pan into a rock) Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Aha ha. What do you think of Haze Shenron now? Do you still think I'm weak?

Goku

Definitely. Your evil deeds are the poison that makes you weak.

Haze Shenron

Well, a philosopher. What do ya know. Perhaps you'll better understand the depth of my power at the bottom of the lake.