Oceanus Shenron quotes from Dragon Ball GT

Goku

You must be the creep that has our Dragon Ball.

Oceanus Shenron

I can't believe a little boy could talk like that. You may call me Oceanus Shenron, commander of the water and the air.

Goku

That may be, but you exist only because we overused the Dragon Balls. Right?

Oceanus Shenron

Of course.

Goku

So, which time was it?

Oceanus Shenron

I hardly think that matters now.

Goku

But it does matter. Because you wouldn't even be here if it weren't for us. In a way, we gave you life, so you owe it to us to tell us what wish it was.

Oceanus Shenron

Grr...that stupid pig.

Goku

Uh?

Oceanus Shenron

IT WAS THE PAIR OF UNDERWEAR!!!!!!!!!

Pan

Did she say underwear? [begins to blush]

Goku

Oh yeah, I remember. Oolong did that. It was our very first wish and it was a funny one too. Aha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Oceanus Shenron

I'm very aware of the stupid inane wish that gave me life, but don't even think for a second that you can laugh at me and not suffer the consequences!

Goku

Aha ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. That really was a stupid wish.

Pan

Okay...that's enough. It's really not that funny.

Oceanus Shenron

And with that Goku, I will enjoy burying you with my own two hands. Now die!

Goku

I've been studying your moves and I know that your secret is in the way you spin around.

Oceanus Shenron

Aha ha ha ha ha ha. Aren't you a bright little stinker? Seems you've figured me out already. But... (Oceanus Shenron shifts from Princess Oto form to a more gruesome dragon form) I control the ocean and the wind that moves it. Nothing can stop my force of nature.

Uh! Look out! It's a monster!

Goku

Wait a minute! Did you just put on a mask, or is that actually how you look!? I hope it's just a disguise.

Oceanus Shenron

Heh, while I'm on the subject, I'll tell you one more thing. No one who has ever seen my true... (Oceanus Shenron shifts back into Princess Oto form) ...face has ever lived to tell anyone about it. You better be ready to fight!

Oceanus Shenron

(while Goku is caught up in Oceanus Shenron's whirlwind spin attack) It looks like I'm the winner again!

Goku

Don't be so sure. I've survived worse than this!

Oceanus Shenron

Today, your death will be my reward, young one!

Goku

No it won't!