Bulma quotes from Dragon Ball GT

Bulma

(to Chi-Chi) Goten is an adult now. Maybe you should let him be one.

Bulma

I can't believe out of all the pretty young girls on this planet, Baby picked me to be his queen. Gosh, it's flattering when you think about it.

Gohan

Who hung up?

Bulma

Some guy complaining about your father for some reason.

Gohan

Was it someone from a restaurant? We get those calls a lot.

Goten

(talking to Valese on the phone) You have one of the prettiest faces I've ever seen, a-and that's true... No really, I'm serious! ... What? Why haven't I told you? Because this is the first time since I've known you that you haven't had a boyfriend.

Bulma

Aha ha ha ha.

Chi-Chi

Please tell me, why can't he go after a girl who hasn't had any boyfriends? I married my first boyfriend.

Goten

Hey Vegeta! What's up? See ya later! I've got a date!

Vegeta

Goten, just a second.

Goten

Huh?

Vegeta

Notice anything...different? Huh? (Vegeta wants Goten to notice that he shaved his moustache)

Goten

Uh...what do you mean? (Vegeta stares at him, without saying anything) Well, hey, uh, I really gotta boogie! This is one girl you don't wanna keep waiting! (Vegeta grunts and walk to the kitchen)

Bulma

Well, well, don't you look especially handsome today, hun.

Vegeta

Why, thank you.

Bulma

Notice anything different about Vegeta today, Chi-Chi?

Chi-Chi

Huh..Uhhh...

Vegeta

I shaved my moustache, you idiot! (Vegeta walks away)

Bulma

He thinks it should be front page news.

Bulma

Well, how's it been having a child for a husband?

Chi-Chi

Oh, the same. Even when Goku was an adult, it was still like living with a little child.

King Kai

Goku, can you hear me?

Goku

Uh...King Kai, what in the world's going on down here?

King Kai

Uh...eh...I don't know...

Elder Kai

Idiots!

Bulma

Who was that? How obnoxious can you get?

Elder Kai

Didn't I warn you about using the Dragon Balls so much? Didn't I tell you that interfering with the natural evolution of things could have serious repercussions? Well? Didn't I?

Goku

Yes sir. I remember that, but I just thought, well, that it was because you were old fashioned.

Kibitokai

It's the generation gap.

Elder Kai

Gap!? Did you say gap? It's a stinking canyon, not a gap!

Elder Kai

He was born because you misused the Dragon Balls! You couldn't even tie your shoelaces without calling the dragon.

Bulma

Hey, you don't have to keep yelling like that! Hasn't your generation ever heard of manners? I mean-

Elder Kai

How dare you!? If there's any one person to blame for this terrible situation, that would be your Bulma!

Bulma

Me? And just how did you arrive at that?

Elder Kai

You invented the Dragon Radar! And you sought out the Dragon Balls for your own selfish purpose! Does any of that ring a bell!?

Elder Kai

That's why the Dragon Balls are scattered after every wish. It's supposed to take centuries to find them so the negative energy can't have time to accumulate. But then someone invented the Dragon Radar and ruined everything.

Bulma

Oh, so it's all my fault, is that it? Well, why don't you just say it!

Kibitokai

There were those that were aware of the dangers of overuse but no decision was ever made to warn the people of the Earth.

Bulma

Well, how in the world was I supposed to know? It's Dende's fault if we were never warned. So you see, it's not all my fault. We're all a little to blame, actually. Well, aren't we? Ha! I know! Even though I invented the radar, I still wouldn't have been able to find the Dragon Balls. I was just a little girl of sixteen, trying to find her prince with the Dragon Balls. But that was just a school girl's dream. A silly fantasy. But then this big shot came along! (pointing at Goku)

Goku

Who me!? You mean it's my fault!?

Bulma

Well, yeah! I was just a knobby-kneed adolescent back then. I could've never gathered the Dragon Balls on my own. You were the one with the super strength. You're responsible for gathering the Dragon Balls.

Goku

I guess I am. I see what you mean Bulma. I am responsible. I never really thought of it that way until now.

Bulma

Okay...now we just need to get the conditions right for you. After that, you might even reach Super Saiyan 5!

Vegeta

Super Saiyan 5!? Are you serious!? You really believe I could surpass Kakarot!?

Bulma

You are the prince of all Saiyans, aren't you?

Vegeta

Yes I am! Heh, so Kakarot, the race isn't over yet, is it!? The day of the dark horse is coming to an end! The true thoroughbred is making his move to the front o' the pack!

Bulma

What about me, I think I deserve a little recognition. Well, if you're a prince, that makes me a princess, right?

Bulma

(After Shenron appears without summoning) So, Shenron appears before us without being summoned? That's never happened before. I mean I've never heard of him doing this kind of thing.

Gohan

Yeah, and doesn't the sky usually cloud up and turn dark?

Now, arise Goku. (Sheron heals Goku)

Chi-Chi

Goku, you're alive!

Goku

Shenron, you're here? So, all of the Shadow Dragons are gone.

Yes, but do you know why they ever had to appear at all?

Goku

Kind of.

The Dragon Balls were overused. Following the mirage of enemies from your past, a final wish was made causing the balls to crack under the pressure of the negative energy. The Dragon Balls were intended to be a thing of extraordinary magic and power, something to be revered, not for the ease of their method, but for the dream of never having to use them. I'm afraid now I must separate myself and all of Earth from the Dragon Balls for a long time.

Goku

I gotcha. But I was wondering if for old times sake, you wouldn't mind listening to just one more little request I have?

One last time.

Goku

After the hole to Hell was opened, the Earth had no time to recover before the Shadow Dragons started destroying even more. Some many people have died. If this is anyone's fault, it's mine. I take full responsibility. I just wish that the people of the world didn't have to die for nothing. The fight was never theirs to win or lose, but they all lost anyway. (Everyone looks in confusion).

This. Your final wish is granted. (Shenron grants Goku's last wish)