Eis Shenron quotes from Dragon Ball GT

Eis Shenron

(to Pan) Yes, sleep peacefully. Eis Shenron will make you a nice tomb.

Eis Shenron

I thought you'd be done with him by now, brother. Having trouble?

Nuova Shenron

Stand down. This is my fight.

Goku

Ah? So you two really are brothers...!?

Nuova Shenron

Unfortunately, yes.

Goku

I had no idea that you dragons could actually be related to each other. How exactly did that happen?

Eis Shenron

So you're the Goku I've heard so much about. Heh heh heh heh heh heh. I want to thank you for your gross error in judgment. The Dragon Balls have worked wonderfully for us.

Eis Shenron

Nuova, hold on to this while I work my magic. (Eis tosses the bag of Dragon Balls to Nuova)

Nuova Shenron

Grrr...no Eis! I'm fighting Goku. So butt out of this if you know what's good for you.

Eis Shenron

I don't think so. If I were you, I'd be thanking me. Your fighting up to now has been an embarrassment.

Eis Shenron

Times like these call for action, not talk! We're dealing with the most powerful Saiyan ever in existence. And a Saiyan cannot be talked into submission.

Nuova Shenron

That's enough. I have my own methods of fighting this Saiyan, and they work just fine.

Eis Shenron

You can be such a blithering idiot. How can there be a certain style of fighting someone? Either you get the job done, or you don't. It's that simple.

Goku

Bringing my family into this is a dirty move Eis.

Eis Shenron

But dirty moves work better than clean ones. And I'll do anything to win this.

Nuova Shenron

Coward. You just used me as a shield, didn't you?

Eis Shenron

Yes, but the truth is you're no longer useful in that regard. Now, move so I can get back to work. If you're both so annoyed with how I fight, then show me a rulebook for world domination, and I might consider changing my style.

Eis Shenron

(shocked) No! How did that happen? But my ice ray...it's supposed to be an impenetrable beam!

Goku

You can't use the same move on me twice. My body remembers and compensates the next round.

Eis Shenron

That's ridiculous.

Goku

What's ridiculous is the creature that doesn't believe in respect. There are certain things you don't do, certain things that are understood.

Eis Shenron

(frightened) Uh...what...what do you mean? (Goku places his fingers on top of Eis Shenron's head ready to blast him)

Goku

You don't ever mess with a man's family.

Eis Shenron

Yeah, you're right. You're right. I'm sorry. It...it won't happen again. I'll give you the Dragon Ball. I...I'll do whatever you want...I promise.

Nuova Shenron

(to himself) You brought this on yourself, Eis.

Eis Shenron

Just please, don't hurt me. I've learned my lesson, like I said. I'll give you anything. Name it. Just please don't hurt me. Please, help me out here, Nuova. I'm sorry I was so mean to you, just don't let him kill me. Please.

Nuova Shenron

Goku.

Goku

Hm...

Nuova Shenron

Killing him won't help anything. It should be enough just to get the Dragon Ball from him, right?

Eis Shenron

Yeah, here. (Eis raises a Dragon Ball)

Goku

Look at me. He's right. All I'm here for is the Dragon Ball. You're lucky to have someone so respectful stand up for you. You should thank him Eis. And when you're done thanking him, I want you to leave. And I never want to see you again. Now, turn over the Dragon Ball.

Eis Shenron

Haaa! (after digging his hand into the ice and forming an icy frost around his fingers, Eis swipes at Goku's eyes, blinding him)

Goku

Uh!

Eis Shenron

Watch your eyes!

Goku

Yaaahhh! Ahhh!! I can't see! What's going on!?

Eis Shenron

Heh heh heh heh heh heh. The trust you people put in a sniveling weasel is astonishing. Your body might be able to learn my moves, but your brain can't even see through a simple lie.

Goku

Ehhh...uh....

Nuova Shenron

Eis! Are you that desperate that you have to blind him?

Eis Shenron

It cuts his strength in half. Anything to win, you know.

Goku

Ehh...uhh...

Eis Shenron

And with his power resting nicely at half strength, I'll finish him. Haaa! (Eis lunges at Goku with piercing icy-tipped sharp nails, scraping Goku's face, only to have Goku smash his fist clean through Eis Shenron's chest and through his back)

Goku

No! I'll finish it!

Eis Shenron

Uh...ah...uh... (Eis collapses) How...?

Goku

Taking away my sight still leaves me with four very sharp senses. Argh!!! (Goku smashes his arm right into Eis, whom is on the ground, obliterating him)