Vince Masuka quotes from Dexter

Vince Masuka

All those times he called me lab geek, fairywinkle, donkey fluffer. I'm just glad I took it lying down, you know?

Vince Masuka

Hell must have froze over, because cops won't eat doughnuts anymore.

Vince Masuka

A hooker is a terrible thing to waste.

Masuka

I've got a reputation to live up to. If my show does not make people vomit and have an erection at the same time, then I've let my audience down.

Masuka

I put her in a short skirt, so we could see her panties while she's falling.

Masuka

[on Rita´s body] I've imagined her naked plenty times, but never like this.

Masuka

Damn. Don't people just shoot each other any more?

Masuka

This man is a knight in shining armor. You should be polishing his lance. [awkward pause] I meant that metaphorically - not how it sounded.

Masuka

We all have our own ways of expressing ourselves. I have my ink, and you have your man boots.

Masuka

All together once again. One big happy family. Eh, Dexterino?

Debra

Watching ice melt. This is fun.

Vince Masuka

Stand a little closer, Morgan, and I'll melt your heart.

Angel Batista

I think he's got a crush on you, Dex!

Dexter

Huh?

Vince Masuka

Yo, I was talking to Morgan the sister. Vince Masuka only swings one way.

Debra

Yeah, from vine to vine

Maria LaGuerta

Enough! Glad to see the sexual harassment seminar really paid off.

Vince Masuka

If she was killed here, which I doubt, whoever did it was a real pro.

Dexter

[voiceover] Under normal circumstances, I'd take that as a compliment.

Vince

Masuka.

Dexter

Hey, it's Dexter Morgan.

Vince

Dude, I know your last name.

Dexter

Yeah, I need a favor. A DNA comparison.

Vince

I thought you were away for the weekend with the girlfriend. What, is she surfing the crimson wave?

Debra

[answering Dexter's phone] Morgan here.

Vince

Wait, did I call the hot Morgan by mistake? Freudian. My subconscious has been exposed. [laughs]

Debra

Well, zip it up and tell me what's going on.

Masuka

Keep your mind limber.

Dexter

I'm doing mental jumping jacks.