Vince Masuka quotes from Dexter

Masuka

All right, call it – heads or tails?

Dexter

Heads.

Masuka

I didn't flip yet!

Dexter

You said call it.

Masuka

Eight confirmed.

Dexter

Eight confirmed? Here?

Angel

No. Here is just one.

Masuka

We're talking eight confirmed victims of the Bay Harbor Butcher.

Dexter

The Bay Harbor ... Butcher?

Masuka

That's what the press is calling whoever dumped those bodies off shore. Has a nice ring to it, no?

Dexter

Well, it's a little ... lurid.

Angel

Lurid and possibly wrong. Part of me's hoping they found the Ice Truck Killer's dumping ground.

Dexter

Tell me about it. Last thing Miami needs is another serial killer.

Masuka

I bet you this guy never expected his work to see the light of day.

Dexter

I bet you're right.

Dexter

Still, it can't be easy to hide a body nowadays.

Masuka

Are you shitting me?

Dexter

Hypothetical. You're the Bay Harbor Butcher. How do you make sure that disposed bodies stay disposed?

Masuka

Tons of options. Everglades. Alligators. Pig farms. Sulphuric acid. Woodchipper. Incinerator. Hell, even meat pies.

Masuka

The boss's watermelons look bigger on TV.

The operative word is "boss" – show some respect.

Masuka

I thought I was.

Masuka

Who's your daddy?

Dexter

... Uh, Harry Morgan?

Masuka

Say it.

Dexter

... You're my daddy?

Masuka

Sounds weird when you say it.

Masuka

Lead fucking investigator. Translation – everyone's bitch. I do have a life, you know.

Dexter

You do?

Masuka

The fucking Bay Habour Butcher is butchering up my own social life.

Dexter

Sorry.

Angel

Why did the killer cut 'em up like this?

Masuka

Easy disposal.

Debra

Or for fun. You don't kill this many people because it's a chore. You do it because you like it.

Masuka, up front.

Masuka

[to Dexter] Oh no, it's that crazy witch.

Angel

[To Masuka] Cause you're like a retarded puppy.

Masuka

[rubs temple with middle finger at Angel]

Vince Masuka

Need all the luck I can get. Got a crucifix up there, too.

Dexter

Because it did so much for Jesus?

Vince Masuka

Your victim was smothered. That's not opinion. That's science. And science is one cold-hearted bitch with a 14-inch strap on.

Debra

And he's back.

I was also hoping I could speak with a couple of your previous witnesses.

Debra

Speak with? As in we didn't do it right the first time?

Cases evolve. Witnesses change their stories, junior personnel they make mistakes. No disrespect.

Oh, whoa! Actually that's a lot of disrespect. You've come into our house twice, you not only insult our police work, now you're insulting one of the most dedicated officers I've ever partnered with... yes, you. It's bullshit, my man!

Let's not lose sight of the fact that we want the same thing here. To find whoever is responsible for these murders.

Masuka

Ah, there is one slight problem. Your case has nothing to do with our case.

Angel

The Vic wasn't skinned?

Masuka

Not like our previous victims. There were minute traces of ink in the papillary and reticular...

Angel

English?

Masuka

Someone dug out a tattoo from the back of her neck. Postmortem. Which is another reason why I don't think we're looking at the same killer. It's all right here in the County Medical Examiner's Report.

That's your opinion. My lab thinks differently.

Angel

Let me see that.

You're not taking this seriously are you?

Debra

In a fucking heartbeat! Do you know how many times Vince Masuka's been published?

Angel

He's our lead forensic investigator. And there's no one better.

Our victim was strangled, the same as yours.

Masuka

Petechial hemorrhaging in the eyes and bruising would lead one to conclude strangulation. Unless you're me. You were so busy playing hide the sausage with the M.E.'s report you were hoping I'd miss the cotton fibers in the nose and airways. Your victim was smothered. That's not opinion, that's science. And science is one cold-hearted bitch with a 14 inch strap-on!

Debra

And he's back!