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Dexter · Season 2, Episode 10

“There's Something About Harry” quotes from Dexter

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“There's Something About Harry” · Season 2, Episode 10

In this episode: Dexter Morgan (15), James Doakes (7), Debra Morgan (3), Vince Masuka (1), Rita Bennett (1), Frank Lundy (1)

Why couldn't you just leave me to do my work in peace? Why'd you have to go and ruin everything?

You're a killer. I catch killers.

So do I. I caught you.

I'm not a killer.

[chuckles] You are. That's why you've always known what I am. That's why you have more officer-related shootings than anybody else. Only I don't fuck with you when you shoot somebody. Why couldn't you pay me the same professional courtesy?

There's nothing professional about what you do. I kill when I have to, on the job.

Oh, so it's okay to take a life as long as you get a paycheck for it?

My code requires a higher standard of proof than your city's laws, at zero cost to the taxpayer. If you ask me, I'm a bargain.

[voiceover] Taking a life is one thing, but the care and feeding of it is another. I can't keep my problem locked away in a cabin forever. Harry always said there were plenty of people who deserve to die. But no matter how hard I close my eyes and wish, Doakes isn't one of them.

[voiceover] I remember when life was easy. When the only question I worried about was who's next. Now it's: How can I dodge my "protective detail"? What should I do with my "hostage"? These are not easy questions.

All those times he called me lab geek, fairywinkle, donkey fluffer. I'm just glad I took it lying down, you know?

Deb, Doakes is a lot of things, but he's not an idiot. He won't come out of the shadows because of a grudge.

Right. 'Cause serial killers are so practical.

Actually, they are.

Regardless of how we got here, one of the two killers in this cabin has to go away.

I am not a killer.

Right. In terms of who goes, it boiled down to a philosophical question: which one of us has more inherent worth?

I know you're fucking kidding me.

First I considered our value to the community. That was a wash. We're both loyal civil servants, we work hard to keep the city clean.

... You cut people up into little pieces ...

Then I looked at our personal lives, and ... well, it's where the differences became clearer. Strange as it may seem, I have people who depend on me. They would be devastated if they found out what I do. You, Sergeant, you're more of a lone wolf. Easier to put down, no one in the pack to miss you.

Fuck you. Fuck you, Morgan, I have a family. I have my mother, my sisters.

Who you never visit. Puts a pit in my stomach, that I can only interpret as ... sadness. If you had a personal life, you might not have made me your obsession, and we might not be here right now.

[voiceover] Doakes said I had two choices: kill him or let him go. But he neglected to look behind Door Number 3. Hand him over to the FBI, gift-wrapped. I don't need Doakes dead, I just need his fingerprints to complete my framejob.

[voiceover] When the Feds receive these kill tools with their suspect's prints on them, the only threat to me will be the inane rants of a murderous madman. So close I can feel it. This tragic tale might still end in Doakes' demise, but not by my hands. Harry's legacy will remain intact.

Don't test me, Sergeant. I could have killed you. I didn't.

You didn't because you can't. I've had time to think about this, Morgan. I don't fit that code you were talking about, do I? At first I thought the Butcher only went after criminals because nobody gives a God damn what happens to them. But now ... now I think you got a conscience.

Of course I have a conscience. I left you a place to shit, didn't I? It's a small conscience.

I'm sure Special Ops taught you to rattle your captor, but I should warn you, Sergeant. You can't play on my feelings. I don't have any.

Oh, really. Who's lying now?

You're not gonna do what I think you are.

There's no point in hiding it now, Sergeant. Your life is going to rest in the hands of the criminal justice system you put all your faith in. I wish you the best of luck.

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