Angel Batista quotes from Dexter

Angel

Don't go down that emotion road, just go down on her. She'll be distracted.

Debra

Watching ice melt. This is fun.

Vince Masuka

Stand a little closer, Morgan, and I'll melt your heart.

Angel Batista

I think he's got a crush on you, Dex!

Dexter

Huh?

Vince Masuka

Yo, I was talking to Morgan the sister. Vince Masuka only swings one way.

Debra

Yeah, from vine to vine

Maria LaGuerta

Enough! Glad to see the sexual harassment seminar really paid off.

Dexter

[voiceover] I knew he'd be back. It feels like Christmas morning. [approaches the body in net] Look at that, a miracle on ice. Stunning.

Angel Batista

You all right, Dexter?

Dexter

This is like a dream. [confused look from Angel] Standing on the home ice of the Miami Blades?

Angel Batista

Sounds like she got what she had coming to her. Personally, I'd like to shake the guy's hand.

Dexter

[Voiceover] Sure, you say that now...

Dexter

[at a crime scene] What are we looking at here?

Angel Batista

I'm thinking two circus clowns dancing. You?

Dexter

Nah, looks like a lobster. See the claws?

Angel Batista

Why do bloodstains always look like crustaceans to you?

Dexter

I like seafood.

Angel Batista

Rorschach would say you have a hard time relating to others.

Dexter

[thoughts] With Doakes following me, my life has been all Jekyll and no Hyde. No moonlit playdates. No late night social calls. Not one. My brother would be so disappointed.

Angel

Don't forget! Tell the universe what you really need!

Dexter

[thoughts] I really need ... to kill somebody.

Masuka

Eight confirmed.

Dexter

Eight confirmed? Here?

Angel

No. Here is just one.

Masuka

We're talking eight confirmed victims of the Bay Harbor Butcher.

Dexter

The Bay Harbor ... Butcher?

Masuka

That's what the press is calling whoever dumped those bodies off shore. Has a nice ring to it, no?

Dexter

Well, it's a little ... lurid.

Angel

Lurid and possibly wrong. Part of me's hoping they found the Ice Truck Killer's dumping ground.

Dexter

Tell me about it. Last thing Miami needs is another serial killer.

Angel

First she's a messenger –

Doakes

Now she's a god damn message.

Doakes

Any idea who the FBI's sending?

Angel

Some guy named Lundy.

Doakes

Frank Lundy? He's a rock star. The Green River Killer; the DC Sniper; the case was impossible – he broke it.

Now, James, you should do whatever you can to get on Lundy's task force. It's a career maker.

Angel

Hey. Just visualise that door of opportunity just opening up wide for you, and just ... walk right through it.

Doakes

Angel, you keep up with this woo-woo shit, I'ma walk right through you.

Angel

You want me to knock on some doors?

Doakes

Or maybe some heads?

Angel

Miami Metro. May we talk to you?

Go to Hell!

Angel

Okay. But, before we do that, ma'am, can I ask you a few questions?

How many is a few?

Debra

Uh, three. But one's a two-parter.

Go away before I call the police!

Debra

We are the fucking police!

I ain't talking to no one with language like that!

Angel

Let's look at the bright side.

Debra

What bright side?

Angel

Karmically, we're batting a thousand. There's something balancing about that kind of consistency.

Angel

Why did the killer cut 'em up like this?

Masuka

Easy disposal.

Debra

Or for fun. You don't kill this many people because it's a chore. You do it because you like it.

Angel

You're the lone hold out. Every other suspect has a criminal past, and not just any criminal past. They were all linked to murder.

Oscar never murdered anybody!

Angel

Then why was he killed?

I don't know! Maybe he found out who the serial killer is!

Angel

Oh, okay. So, your husband is an engineer, and a secret crime fighter?

Dexter

[thoughts] There it is. Like a gigantic white whale. My Moby Dick.

Angel

Man, this heat. I can't take it. I've gotta get in my car before I fucking melt.

Dexter

[thoughts] Which is exactly what needs to happen to my dearly departed friends.