Debra Morgan quotes from Dexter

Debra

Dex, you are all the family that I have, and I barely know you. So, if you're going to eat steaks with somebody after a rough day, somebody's going to break through your fucking walls, I think it should be me! I think I have earned it!

Debra

You're such a guy. When I get pissed I say stuff I don't mean all the time: I hate you. I faked it. You're hung like a grape.

Debra

[to Angel] Asshole. Sorry. Sergeant Asshole.

Debra

Whenever you have an earth-shattering, ball-crushing mindfuck of a secret, you should tell your fucking sister.

Debra

Ugh me in a dress – I feel like a transvestite.

Debra

Enough of this sappy shit. Lets get you fucking hitched!

Debra

[Last words to Frank Lundy] Stay with me.

Debra

It doesn't matter what I do, what I choose. I'm what's wrong!

Debra

FBI? Fuckin' Bunch of Idiots?

Debra

I gotta tell you Dexter, don´t say things like "It was me". People will misunderstand. In fact I don´t understand; what did you even mean?

Debra

[to Masuka] Don't you have to have a soul before it's in crisis?

Debra

Shit a brick and fuck me with it, you're never going to believe who this truck is registered to.

Debra

You can believe whatever you want to believe - or not believe whatever you want to believe but it's not just about you anymore. You're a father. What about Harrison? you have to think about what you want him to believe.

Debra

[To Dexter] Everyone thinks I gave you a week off in the middle of this DDK shit-storm, which is only slightly better than them knowing that I didn't give you a week off!

Debra

[To Dexter] I'll fuck Masuka if this isn't our guy.