“Blinded By The Light” quotes from Dexter

Dexter

[voiceover] The backyard barbecue, it's a holdover from the last Ice Age when food was scarce and men had to work together to take down such a large beast. Those who worked well with others survived and their genes have been passed down through the centuries until they landed here, in this... my community.

Dexter

[voiceover] The danger with community is that those who don't belong are looked upon with suspicion. Those of us who prefer to work by ourselves, the lone wolves, risk being singled out. So I become an expert at blending in, camouflaging myself, being one of the guys.

Dexter

Aster what's that [as Dexter pushes her into the water]

Rita

Dexter, what were you thinking?

Dexter

She was wearing a bathing suit.

Dexter

[voiceover] This blending in thing isn't as easy as it looks.

Isn't it pretty, okay, time to jump.

How come you never make the coffee even though you're up first?

Anton

'Cause I don't want it bad enough to make it.

I don't even know what to say to that.

Anton

Oh baby, if there was chocolate cake here, I'd eat it, but I sure as hell don't want to bake one.

Dexter

Miami Dolphins

Masuka

Club Level! Jeez, who do I got to fuck to get those kind of tickets?

Dexter

Here ... no fucking.

[referring to Lundy] Oh, well, if it isn't Special Agent Grandpa.

Masuka

I put her in a short skirt, so we could see her panties while she's falling.

Lundy

People like us don't really belong, we just pass through.

Dexter

Cops, another community I'm not part of.

This Dexter guy. First of all who the fuck is named Dexter? Did his parents know he was going to be a fucking egghead?

Dexter

[Voiceover] Great - security lights. Just what every serial killer needs.

Dexter

[To Andy] You're gonna stop breaking things, stop rolling cars down the street. Stop everything you've been doing. If you so much as touch another window, I will come back here, and I will leave with your head in a bag. I already have the bag.