[voiceover] I can kill a man, dismember his body, and be home in time for Letterman. But knowing what to say when my girlfriend's feeling insecure ... I'm totally lost.
“Crocodile” · Season 1, Episode 2
In this episode: Dexter Morgan (5), Debra Morgan (1), Vince Masuka (1), Rita Bennett (1), Angel Batista (1), Maria LaGuerta (1)
We have an elephant in the room, and its name is sex.
[laughs weakly] Tell me about it.
Hey, as far as I'm concerned, it can just stay in the corner and mind its own damn business.
[softly] Easier said than done.
Yeah, [gently brushes her hair back] but it needs to be right, for both of us. Or, it won't be right for either of us. I don't want that, do you?
No. [pause] You know, [hugs Dexter tightly] I can't believe I found the one good truly decent man left on the planet.
Watching ice melt. This is fun.
Stand a little closer, Morgan, and I'll melt your heart.
I think he's got a crush on you, Dex!
Huh?
Yo, I was talking to Morgan the sister. Vince Masuka only swings one way.
Yeah, from vine to vine
Enough! Glad to see the sexual harassment seminar really paid off.
[voiceover] My sister puts up a front so people won't know how vulnerable she really is. Me? I put up a front so people won't know how vulnerable I'm not.
[voiceover] The worst thing about finally putting together a puzzle is finding there are missing pieces. He came back and left nothing behind but a message: "Come find me", and I will. There are no secrets in life, just hidden truths that lie beneath the surface.
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