I know the truth, because Harry always told me the truth. He had to, he was teaching me principles. A Code. He knew what I would become without it.
“Father Knows Best” · Season 1, Episode 9
In this episode: Dexter Morgan (2), Vince Masuka (2), Debra Morgan (1), Rita Bennett (1)
[Dexter calls Vince]
Masuka.
Hey, it's Dexter Morgan.
Dude, I know your last name.
Yeah, I need a favor. A DNA comparison.
I thought you were away for the weekend with the girlfriend. What, is she surfing the crimson wave?
Hello.
PPaul
Hey babe, it's Paul. Just making sure dear Dexter is dealing decently with his dead dad. [laughs]
We're fine, everyone's fine. Alright, we'll see you on Monday.
PPaul
Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute... Talk to me, you having fun? 'Cause I'm not.
Paul.
PPaul
Would've if I could've taken my kids to circus. We'd be eating peanuts right now, stepping in elephant shit.
Paul, this is not helping my confidence in you.
PPaul
Oh, I think you've got enough confidence for both of us.
Look, if you want to work towards building more visitation days and not less, you need to avoid this kind of behavior right here. Now I think you might just politely hang up.
PPaul
OK, you're right. I'm sorry. You have a great weekend. [hangs up phone]
[answering Dexter's phone] Morgan here.
Wait, did I call the hot Morgan by mistake? Freudian. My subconscious has been exposed. [laughs]
Well, zip it up and tell me what's going on.
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