[Examining the body of one of Dexter's victims, Valerie Castillo]
If she was killed here, which I doubt, whoever did it was a real pro.
[voiceover] Under normal circumstances, I'd take that as a compliment.
“Return to Sender” · Season 1, Episode 6
In this episode: Dexter Morgan (4), Debra Morgan (1), Vince Masuka (1), Angel Batista (1), Harry Morgan (1)
Keeping the truth from the people closest to you is how you'll survive, and how you'll protect them if anything goes wrong.
[voiceover] Nothing lasts forever. Just ask a Ford Pinto. Eventually, most serial killers get caught. There's really not much of a retirement plan; but, it can't end like this; it's too soon; I'm not ready.
The guy's missing body parts because of this Ice-Truck Killer asshole, and he's still hitting on me!
DMDoakes' Mother
That's because men only think with one body part, and that one was not cut off.
Sounds like she got what she had coming to her. Personally, I'd like to shake the guy's hand.
[Voiceover] Sure, you say that now...
Rita will be devastated if I'm arrested. Her husband was a crack-head and her boyfriend's a serial killer. It's kinda hard not to take that personally.
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