I'd say avoid math and science. They cause serious frown lines. Young girls today need to know the dangers of long division.
She used to be married to a Yankee, okay? We're screwed.
S7Farewell Letter
S7Everything's Different, Nothing's Changed
Oh, why shouldn't I do it?
Because you'll be forever connected to him. You'll never get rid of him.
LLee
And I have a feeling that's not the only organ he wants to share with you.
S7Moments in the Woods
Guys, you need to grow up and learn to be independent and that's gonna start with you getting your own place!
And how are we gonna pay for it?
If you turn that paper over, you'll find a whole section of people willing to exchange money for something called WORK!
S7The Lies Ill-Concealed
MMrs Mcluskey
You're going to get tested?
MMr Mcluskey
(Folding his shirt sleeves...) No. I think I can take Gabby!
S7I'll Swallow Poison on Sunday
Because. That's not Tom. He's definitely a soft wood kinda guy.
Lesson one, Tom is our client. If he wants a big shot office, he gets it. And lesson two, no man wants to be referred to as 'soft wood'!
Yeah, Lynette, you did a great job ignoring what he asked for. All that's missing is an antique jar for Tom to put his testicles in.
GGabby
So what did you do?
LLee
I guess I outgrew them.
GGabby
You did. Juanita, come here!
LLee
What are you doing?
GGabby
I figured you could talk to her. You know give her one of those 'It gets better' speeches you gays love so much.
LLee
Tell me I'm wrong. Tell me you've had the best sex of your life. ... you have had sex?
He said he wanted to wait.
GGabby
Okay I'm calling it. Time of gay, 11.21.
S7And Lots of Security...!
You cheated on Rex?!?!?!?!
Of course not!!!! What do you take me for?!?! I cheated on Orson!!!!
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