You're putting us in the cheapest nursing home you can find. Yeah, I got it.
S5In a World Where the Kings are Employers
Those kids go to our school.
And you know who that big guy is? Kevin McDurmot, the guy called me 'Jesus' for a year cause I wore sandals for one day! If he sees me
Fine, don't wear the apron.
No. I'm not gonna wait on a kid who's gonna make fun of me on Monday morning. It's humiliating enough having to work here.
[looking shocked] Guys, I just sat a twelve-top, who's taking it?
I will.
You're saying I'm worthless.
No, I'm just sayin you're worth less.
S5The Story of Lucie and Jessie
Susan, if you're not sure what Jessie meant by it, why don't you just talk to her?
Oh, that would be way too awkward. She's my boss.
She's your boss? Let her kiss you again and then sue her!
Okay, we're going to figure this out for you. Were her eyes open or shut?
I don't know.
Well, how many seconds did the kiss last?
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