I don't remember.
S5The Story of Lucie and Jessie
Or was it this?
Uh... the second one.
Congratulations. You're now dating a lesbian.
LMLee McDermott
[snickers] See you at the parade.
S5A Spark. To Pierce the Dark
(to Susan) You know, this is typical Susan behavior! And you wonder why no man can stay with you!
S5Look Into Their Eyes and See What They Know
[to a dying Edie] Don't worry Edie, you're gonna be just fine.
Susan Meyer, wrong again!
Ladies, start your blenders.
[Last Lines] As I looked down on the world, I began to let go of it. I let go of white picket fences, and cars in driveways, coffee cups and vacuum cleaners. I let go of all those things that seemed so ordinary, but when you put them together they make up a life, a life that really was one-of-a-kind. I'll tell you something, it's not hard to die when you know you have lived. And I did. Oh, how I lived.
S5Marry Me a Little
Jackson Braddock?
JJackson
Yes?
We're with immigration. You're in the country on an expired visa. You're gonna have to come with us.
Oh, no, no, no, no. Y-you can't take him now!
Ma'am, not now. I need you to step back.
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