[Bree finds Orson and Alma in bed together]
Orson, I have caught you cheating, at least have the courtesy to WAKE UP!
S3Come Play Wiz Me
ZYZack Young
You said I could kiss you!
Yes, my lips not my oesophagus!
[Lynette is looking at herself in an outfit, when she notices Parker in the mirror playing with his foam football] What'cha doin'?
Oh, deciding what to wear my first day back to work. Do I look fat in this?
I think you look good in everything!
Wow, you father's taught you well.
What about the street fair? If you're going back to work, who's going to take me?
Mrs. McClusky, won't that be fun?
No. Do you have to go back to work?
Come on, you and your brothers will be thrilled. Me going back to work is not that big a deal, we're only loosing a little time together in the afternoon.
Every hour counts. I miss you all day long.
[She hugs him, kisses and rubs him on the head] Aww, honey, geez. Do you really mean that, or are you manipulating mommy into feeling incredibly guilty?
A little of both.
Yep, your father's taught you well.
[He smiles at her].
Susan (to Gabrielle): Let's not pretend we're above teenagers.
BSBree's mother-in-law
Hello Bree. May I come in?
Bree (watering garden): What's a garden without a snake?
S3God, That's Good
"It was late on a Tuesday night when the power went out all over Fairview. For most of the residents, it was a minor inconvenience, but for those with secrets, the darkness proved quite useful, indeed. Millie Russell was able to indulge in another night of midnight binging. Timmy Cooper was able to sneak another peak at his father's adult magazines. Marilyn Quinn was able to steal a few more puffs of her forbidden tobacco. But these secrets paled compared to the one a certain old woman was hiding in her basement. Yes, as a rule, darkness helps us keep our secrets safely hidden. But every rule
has its exceptions."
"When the lights went out on Wisteria Lane, Karen McCluskey wasn't the only resident left in the dark. Everyone else felt the pain of going without power, as well."
"Though reluctant at first, Carlos soon saw the wisdom in Edie's plan. Secret affairs are a lot like real estate. The three keys to success are
Location
Location
Location."
"Power. It's the type of thing most people don't think about
until it's taken away. Whether it's the political power of the many
or a lover's influence over just one. We all want some sort of power in our lives. If only to give ourselves choices. Yes, to be without choices, to feel utterly powerless
Well, it's a lot
like being alone in the dark."
[Lynette finds Parker staring into their freezer] Hi buddy, what'cha doing?
Nothing.
You seem a little mopey lately, is everything okay?
Yeah. Can we go see Mrs. McClusky?
[at the hospital] You guys didn't have to come here, no matter what that CAT scan says, I'm breakin' out tomorrow.
Well Parker really wanted to come see you.
[pats him on the head] Don't tell your brothers, you were always my favorite.
Parker Scavo: [quietly] I saw the man in your freezer.
[Smile fades from her face] Lynette, could you run down to the snack bar and get me some green jello?
Oh, sure.
OK, time for a little grown-up talk.
[Lynette sees Parker sitting on the bed with Mrs. McClusky talking to him]
So can you understand now why I had to do what I did?
[he nods]
And you know you can never tell anyone, not even you mom?
[he nods again]
They didn't have jello, so I hope pudding is okay.
Ya know, lets give it to Parker, good boy like him deserves a treat.
[he smiles at her]
I suppose we should tiptoe around like schoolchildren so our parents don't catch us doing it? I feel like I'm 12 again!
I made you waffles! Eat 'em while they're hot.
VVictor
Will you marry me?
They're just toaster waffles.
RRussell
Well, I see you can't close a sale without opening something else."
"Oh, please, I heard about your open house on Holly Drive. They're still disinfecting the jacuzzi.
Susan (to Ian and Mike): You two want a decision? Well, here's what I decide: There will be no kissing, and there will be no wedding, and there will be no damn cake!
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