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Desperate Housewives · Season 3

“God, That's Good” quotes from Desperate Housewives

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“God, That's Good” · Season 3

In this episode: Lynette Scavo (2), Edie Britt (2), Mary Alice Young (2), Gabrielle Solis (1), Parker Scavo (1), Karen McCluskey (1), Mary Alice Closing (1), Mary Alice Opening (1)

"It was late on a Tuesday night when the power went out all over Fairview. For most of the residents, it was a minor inconvenience, but for those with secrets, the darkness proved quite useful, indeed. Millie Russell was able to indulge in another night of midnight binging. Timmy Cooper was able to sneak another peak at his father's adult magazines. Marilyn Quinn was able to steal a few more puffs of her forbidden tobacco. But these secrets paled compared to the one a certain old woman was hiding in her basement. Yes, as a rule, darkness helps us keep our secrets safely hidden. But every rule

has its exceptions."

"When the lights went out on Wisteria Lane, Karen McCluskey wasn't the only resident left in the dark. Everyone else felt the pain of going without power, as well."

"Though reluctant at first, Carlos soon saw the wisdom in Edie's plan. Secret affairs are a lot like real estate. The three keys to success are

Location

Location

Location."

"Power. It's the type of thing most people don't think about

until it's taken away. Whether it's the political power of the many

or a lover's influence over just one. We all want some sort of power in our lives. If only to give ourselves choices. Yes, to be without choices, to feel utterly powerless

Well, it's a lot

like being alone in the dark."

[at the hospital] You guys didn't have to come here, no matter what that CAT scan says, I'm breakin' out tomorrow.

Well Parker really wanted to come see you.

[pats him on the head] Don't tell your brothers, you were always my favorite.

Parker Scavo: [quietly] I saw the man in your freezer.

[Smile fades from her face] Lynette, could you run down to the snack bar and get me some green jello?

Oh, sure.

OK, time for a little grown-up talk.

[Lynette sees Parker sitting on the bed with Mrs. McClusky talking to him]

So can you understand now why I had to do what I did?

[he nods]

And you know you can never tell anyone, not even you mom?

[he nods again]

They didn't have jello, so I hope pudding is okay.

Ya know, lets give it to Parker, good boy like him deserves a treat.

[he smiles at her]

I suppose we should tiptoe around like schoolchildren so our parents don't catch us doing it? I feel like I'm 12 again!

RRussell

Well, I see you can't close a sale without opening something else."

"Oh, please, I heard about your open house on Holly Drive. They're still disinfecting the jacuzzi.

Susan (to Ian and Mike): You two want a decision? Well, here's what I decide: There will be no kissing, and there will be no wedding, and there will be no damn cake!

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