Desperate Housewives · Season 3
“Come Play Wiz Me” · Season 3
In this episode: Bree Van de Kamp (2), Lynette Scavo (1), Gabrielle Solis (1), Parker Scavo (1)
[Bree has found Alma and a passed out Orson in bed together, along with sleeping pills and Viagra]
You raped my husband!
We made love. And when our baby is born, he's going to come back to me.
Baby?
It's true. I could be expecting right now.
Were you expecting this?
[Bree decks Alma before she calls her house]
Andrew, I need you to come over right away. And, um...
[pause]
...bring the wheelbarrow.
[Bree finds Orson and Alma in bed together]
Orson, I have caught you cheating, at least have the courtesy to WAKE UP!
You said I could kiss you!
Yes, my lips not my oesophagus!
[Lynette is looking at herself in an outfit, when she notices Parker in the mirror playing with his foam football] What'cha doin'?
Oh, deciding what to wear my first day back to work. Do I look fat in this?
I think you look good in everything!
Wow, you father's taught you well.
What about the street fair? If you're going back to work, who's going to take me?
Mrs. McClusky, won't that be fun?
No. Do you have to go back to work?
Come on, you and your brothers will be thrilled. Me going back to work is not that big a deal, we're only loosing a little time together in the afternoon.
Every hour counts. I miss you all day long.
[She hugs him, kisses and rubs him on the head] Aww, honey, geez. Do you really mean that, or are you manipulating mommy into feeling incredibly guilty?
A little of both.
Yep, your father's taught you well.
[He smiles at her].
Susan (to Gabrielle): Let's not pretend we're above teenagers.
Hello Bree. May I come in?
Bree (watering garden): What's a garden without a snake?
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