Yeah, a million years ago, anything else?
S5We're So Happy You're So Happy
No, not really.
[Lynette is sitting at her computer] What're you doing?
I'm just talking to Porter on Silverfizz.
Who is Sarah J from MacArthur High School?
Me! I'm sixteen, cute, I like graphic novels and Tokyo Police Club.
Oh my God! You're pretending to be somebody else!
Our brooding son has a classmate who got arrested for selling drugs, I really think the ends justify the means.
We'll address you major ethical breach in a moment. What did you find out?
The good news is he really doesn't hang out with that guy, but I am a little worried about 'Anita47' who told him cherry fruit pops are an aphordesiac.
OK, you got what you came for, you know who he hangs around with, now time to stop.
You're probably right, it's just, did you know Porter writes poetry?
Seriously?
Yeah, our Porter, the kid who communicates with grunts and shrugs, writes this beautiful, heartwrenching poetry.
S5Kids Ain't Like Everybody Else
(to Bree about Benjamin) You gave him meat and told him to lie?!!
Are you saying Juanita is fat for her age?
Gaby, Juanita is fat for your age.
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