Anthony quotes from Designing Women

Anthony

Who's she talkin' to?

Carlene

SHHHH--the queen of England!

Anthony

(snatching the receiver from Carelene) Yo MOMMA!!!

Anthony

"Steadman, I want you to stop giving these women refills."

"That little on pinched me... in front."

Mary Jo

(Riding on a mechanical bull) "Hey Anthony, wadda ya say we try out this bondage wheel? go on, get up there on it!"

Anthony

"I don't think so Mary Jo. Black people aren't too fund of bondage. We think that is reluncdant"

Anthony

(Walking in his bedroom.) "Dwayne, what are you doing in here?"

Carlene

"Oh, Anthony! this is not what it looks like."

Anthony

"Well, whatever it is, you are doing it in my room."

"Your room, I thought this was the guess room."

Anthony

"Unh, Unh, this is not the guess room. This is my room, and those are my sheets, and you are NAKED on my SHEETS!"

Anthony

B.J., you have no way of knowing this, but every adventure I've ever gone on with these women — from going to Graceland when it was closed to spending the night wearing pantyhose in a ten degree motel room with Suzanne Sugarbaker — has just ended up as a total disaster. Y'know, this just may be the adventure that I've been waiting for... the one that just finishes me off.

B.J.

Is that a yes?

Anthony

I'll get my bags.

Carlene

I just can't believe you! I thought you were up here nursing a broken heart... but here you are hokey-pokeying with some showgirl!

Anthony

(looking over at the sleeping girl) Who the hell is that?

Mary Jo

Oh c'mon, Anthony! It's your little friend from the Follies Bergere!

Anthony

But how the hell did she get in my bed?!

B.J.

Boy... if you can pull that one off you're my first choice for this year's Academy Award.

Anthony

Look... I'm not kidding!! I don't have any idea how she got here! Oooh... my head.....

Bernice

You know, this girl is really a snoozer. I think that we should get her up and slap her around and make her tell us what happened.

Julia

Bernice. Please, You're not gonna slap anybody's face."

Anthony

This is like some kind of a nightmare!

B.J.

Oh yeah, that's horrible. A beautiful, voluptuous showgirl comes into your hotel room, takes her clothes off, sleeps with you... I imagine you'll block it out, just like Vietnam.

Bernice

"Anthony, did they hurt you? Do you need mouth to mouth?"

Anthony

"Nah, they didn't."

Bernice

"Listen up people, you mess with my homeboy, and I'll get busy with you! (Barking) WOOF! WOOF! WOOF WOOF WOOF! WOOF WOOF WOOF!

Julia

" Calm down! CALM DOWN! Nobody's gonna hurt you. Nobody's gonna hurt anybody."

Bernice

"How do I know that you're telling me the truth?!"

B.J

(In a seance trance.) "OOOOh OOOOh OOOOh. Somethin is happenin Mrs. Beecham! I can feel his presence. He's with us HMM! The next voice you hear, will be none other than your dead, dearly, deported Irwiiiinnn!

"Irwin, tell me what to do?

Anthony

"Don't move, Stay right where you are!

"Yes Irwin! I will! I'll stay here forever!"