[The ladies rush into Anthony's hotel room to tell him about their winnings and find him asleep with a showgirl.]
I just can't believe you! I thought you were up here nursing a broken heart... but here you are hokey-pokeying with some showgirl!
(looking over at the sleeping girl) Who the hell is that?
Oh c'mon, Anthony! It's your little friend from the Follies Bergere!
But how the hell did she get in my bed?!
Boy... if you can pull that one off you're my first choice for this year's Academy Award.
Look... I'm not kidding!! I don't have any idea how she got here! Oooh... my head.....
You know, this girl is really a snoozer. I think that we should get her up and slap her around and make her tell us what happened.
Bernice. Please, You're not gonna slap anybody's face."
Bernice: Well, Excuse me again, Miss Warbond. But I don't think you single handedly lead this wagon train to Las Vegas.
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