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[Everyone is on a camping trip and eating in a hillbilly joint.]

Well, Julia? How're you enjoying the culture so far?

Suzanne, it just so happens I'm enjoying it fine. It's different, it's interesting. Does anybody notice we're the only people in here having dinner?

Mary Jo

No, I did notice we're the only people in here who know who Leonard Bernstein is. Not that that's particularly a plus.

JJD

Mary Jo, will you please keep it down.

Mary Jo

Why, what's wrong?

JJD

What's wrong? Well, uh, if it's all right with you, I'd just as soon not offend anybody over there.

Mary Jo

Over where?

Julia

I think he's referring to the Charles Darwin Hall of Fame.

Suzanne

Charles Darwin . . . used to be our yard man.

RReese

You all, Let's not be so loud.

Mary Jo

Oh, for Pete's sake. They're just a bunch of big ol' good hearted country boys. Anyway, I don't think they're exactly gonna get the Charles Darwin joke.

Suzanne

Well I don't even know why you all are makin' fun of him anyway. I mean, he was an excellent yard man. He used to rinse out all my nylon stockings for a nickel.

S1 E15 Unfinished Business

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Mary Jo

I tell you something, I think after dinner we girls oughta get ourselves some big ol' toothpicks and just sit back and pick our teeth. What do you men folk think of that? Huh?

JJD

Mary Jo, I'm telling you. You are talking too loud and it's not funny. Now no more beer for you.

Mary Jo

You better watch your step boy. Don't you be back-talking me in front of my friends. I hate it when my man sasses me, don't you?

S1 E15 Unfinished Business

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Suzanne

Oh my gosh. I don't believe it.

Julia

What?

Suzanne

See that man over there with the hunting cap? You know, with the ear flaps?