Sentry on the Right quotes from Dave the Barbarian

And lo, the people of Udrogoth are swiftly captivated by the Game Guy's hot colors, multilevel mode, and overall playability.

Hey, shouldn't we watching for invaders?

Soon as I get to level 6.

Hey, shouldn't we be invading?

Soon as I get to level 6.

It was going okay until I started shaving his belly.

Yeah, they look pretty cute 'til they get mad, huh?

"Every subject must attend?" But if we go, the kingdom will be unguarded against invaders.

Nope. See, it says, "All invaders must attend as well".

Wow, the king thinks of everything.

We will defend to the death he who brought us Casual Dress Friday!

Even if he did make us watch that awful play!

You know, you don't have to yell like that. You're not making proclamations.

Yell like what?!