Negaduck quotes from Darkwing Duck

Negaduck

And now, a little added ingredient for the goulash: my specially-trained attack squid! I never leave home without it.

Negaduck

Oh, by the way, your girlfriend's turned herself into a slug. Hope you can love her for her mind.

Launchpad

I'm sorry, DW. I know where I left my keys in here somewhere-

Darkwing?

Darkwing

Negaduck! So you're behind all of this!

Who-what-eh... two Darkwings?!

[in unison] Don't you believe it, J. Gander?! This fiend is my archnemesis, Negaduck! ...Oh no, you don't! You're the lecherous liar known as Negaduck! ...I beg to differ! You're the erroneous executor of evil known as Negaduck! ...OOH! Would you cut that out?!

[cheerfully, bringing massive gun to bear] Well, I guess we'll just have to kill them both!

J. Gander

Doctor Bellum!

Just kidding.

Megavolt

Out of my way, you weed!

Who are you calling a weed, plughead?

Megavolt

You, you dandelion!

I'll plug your head in a socket!

Negaduck

Oh, give me just a tiny break!

[gasp] Negaduck!

Negaduck

I'm trying to have a little fun. [shouting] IS THERE A PROBLEM OUT HERE?!

Megavolt

[pointing at Liquidator] Well, he keeps shorting out the power company!

Liquidator

[to Megavolt] That's false advertising!

[lifting Quackerjack up with a plant arm] His toys are trampling all my plants!

Quackerjack

[off-screen, to Bushroot] Are not! Are not!

Negaduck

There you go, kids. One empire, four parts. One for each of you. You run it, you do everything!

Quackerjack

Gee, how generous. [via Mr. Banana Brain] But what about you?

Negaduck

I get... the loot.

What!?! Why?

Negaduck

Because I said.

Oh.

Yeah, that makes sense.

Megavolt

You put it that way.

Darkwing

[in an old lady's voice] Flowers for Negaduck.

Negaduck

I hate flowers.

Darkwing

Did I say flowers? I meant skulls! [He licks his lips in delight] Skulls for Negaduck!

Negaduck

I'll be right there. This had better be good....

Darkwing

Did I say skulls? I meant...ANVIL! [slingshots massive anvil through door, into Negaduck] Aw. I dented my anvil. Yep yep yep, ah. The perfect disguise.

Negaduck

You thought he was me? You were going to kill... ME!?!?!

Megavolt

No! No! We know it was Darkwing!

But we were just testing, see?

Quackerjack

Uh. Did we already kill Darkwing Duck?

Aah! The ghost of Darkwing Duck!

Liquidator

He's back!

Negaduck

Just... GET HIM NOW!

We don't have a secret hideout! Why can't we go to your secret hideout?

Negaduck

Bushroot, if I let you go to my secret hideout, it wouldn't be a SECRET hideout anymore!

Gosalyn

All right, you back off, and I'll go easy on you!

Negaduck

You're being spirited again.

Liquidator

He hates that.

Morgana

Care for a jawbreaker, sweetums?

Negaduck

Uh... why, thank you.

Morgana

One broken jaw, coming up!

Darkwing Duck

It's no use, Negaduck! You may have trapped the whole entire police department in lime jello, but you didn't trap me!

Negaduck

[sarcastically] Ooh, Darkwing Duck! I'm so scared!

Darkwing Duck

Oh, yeah? Well, you should be! [Negaduck throws the bomb at Darkwing] Eep! [bomb explodes]

Negaduck

Ha! I'm more afraid of early hair loss!

Darkwing Duck

[juggling bombs] You are obviously overreacting to no longer being Public Enemy Number 1.

Negaduck

What!? I am too Number 1!

Darkwing Duck

Are not. I'll show you. Here. Hold these a sec. [gives the bombs to Negaduck and has him juggle them instead and takes out a newspaper] See? Right behind Dr. Slug. {Megavolt is Number 3)

Negaduck

Dr. Slug. He couldn't slime his way out of a paper bag! Gimmie that! [gives the bombs back to Darkwing and takes the newspaper] Number 2!? That does it! This town is toast! [Bombs explode]

Darkwing Duck

Oh, goody. I'll get the marmalade.

Negaduck

Too late, Darkwing. You can't save both the girl and the city.

Darkwing

Au contraire, mon frere! That's just what heroes do best.

Darkwing

I am the terror that- [crashing and coughing in the smoke] all right, who put the banana peel there?

Negaduck

How nice. It's the terror that trips in the night! [laughs evilly]

Darkwing

Very funny. But we'll see who gets the last laugh!

Gosalyn

I'm glad you came to your senses. Now will you ground me?

Negaduck

Ground you? Oh, I'll ground you alright! Into HAMBURGER! You'll spend the rest of your life paying for this!

Virtue is its own reward!

Negaduck

Oh, yeah? Well, I say: don't get mad, get EVEN!