Darkwing Duck quotes from Darkwing Duck

Darkwing Duck

It's no use, Negaduck! You may have trapped the whole entire police department in lime jello, but you didn't trap me!

Negaduck

[sarcastically] Ooh, Darkwing Duck! I'm so scared!

Darkwing Duck

Oh, yeah? Well, you should be! [Negaduck throws the bomb at Darkwing] Eep! [bomb explodes]

Negaduck

Ha! I'm more afraid of early hair loss!

Darkwing Duck

[juggling bombs] You are obviously overreacting to no longer being Public Enemy Number 1.

Negaduck

What!? I am too Number 1!

Darkwing Duck

Are not. I'll show you. Here. Hold these a sec. [gives the bombs to Negaduck and has him juggle them instead and takes out a newspaper] See? Right behind Dr. Slug. {Megavolt is Number 3)

Negaduck

Dr. Slug. He couldn't slime his way out of a paper bag! Gimmie that! [gives the bombs back to Darkwing and takes the newspaper] Number 2!? That does it! This town is toast! [Bombs explode]

Darkwing Duck

Oh, goody. I'll get the marmalade.

Gosalyn

[crying] You never treated me like a hero! You just treat me like your baby girl! [storms out of the room]

Darkwing

[quietly] Because you are...

Negaduck

Too late, Darkwing. You can't save both the girl and the city.

Darkwing

Au contraire, mon frere! That's just what heroes do best.

Launchpad

[crying] I guess this is the end, DW... I don't know what to say!

Darkwing

[sees a spatula] A spatula!

Launchpad

[sobs and hugs Darkwing] A spatula to you too, old buddy!

Darkwing

I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the special news bulletin that interrupts your favourite show! I am Darkwiiing-

Gosalyn

Keen gear! A real super-villain; let's squish him!

Darkwing

Once again, the dauntless Darkwing Duck deftly defeats the demon's devious, uh...

Gosalyn

[mutters aside to him] Deviltry.

Darkwing

...deviltry.

Darkwing

Okay, okay, so he didn't respect me. So I only started fighting crime in a vain, pitiful attempt to win his approval. So what? ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT?

Gosalyn

Oh golly gosh nooooo, Dad.

Darkwing

Of course not! And I'm gonna make him respect me if I have to break every bone in my body!

I have read of your adventures. I must say, you have turned out to be Master Lee's greatest... what is the word?

Darkwing

[eagerly] Pupil, disciple, hope for the future?

Disappointment.

Darkwing

Where's the doctor?

Launchpad

[sees voodoo guy behind DW] Witch Doctor!

Darkwing

I don't care, any doctor!

Darkwing

I am the terror that- [crashing and coughing in the smoke] all right, who put the banana peel there?

Negaduck

How nice. It's the terror that trips in the night! [laughs evilly]

Darkwing

Very funny. But we'll see who gets the last laugh!

Darkwing

I am the terror that... flaps... in the night?

This is the director's meeting of Macawber's Mushrooms! I don't believe you were invited!

Morgana

Perhaps we could get together again sometime! I could share facts about spores and slime molds!

Darkwing

Ah, I'd like that! Sort of.

Herb

Hey! Nice costume, there, Drake! Of course, nobody's gonna confuse you with the real Darkwing Duck!

Darkwing

Uh, you don't think there's any resemblance, Herb?

Herb

[laughs] No offence, there, guy, but Darkwing Duck is much taller! He's my best friend, I seen him once in person.

Gizmoduck

Well, if you're not a crook, how come you're wearing a mask?

Darkwing

Hey, hey. Let's not get personal, helmet-head!

Gizmoduck

It came with the outfit!

Darkwing

The only way to really be happy is to be who you are, and nobody else.

Gosalyn

This from a man in a cape and mask.

Darkwing

Huh? Oh, oh I have to do this. For, uh, professional reasons. It's not like I'm maladjusted or anything; can't be that. Can it?