Darkwing Duck quotes from Darkwing Duck

Darkwing

Not that I care, Grizz, but you've got a fish in your ear.

WHAT? I CANNOT HEAR YOU! I HAVE A FISH IN MY EAR!

Negaduck

I am the screeching fingernail on the chalkboard of justice. I am the sourball in the candy jar of goodness! I am... Negaduck!

Darkwing

Surrender, you scoundrel!

Negaduck

Hey! You can't do that!

Darkwing

[to Morgana's father] You should let your daughter choose her own company. She has impeccable taste.

What she needs is a nice ghoulish boy! Only then will she find true happiness.

Darkwing

She doesn't WANT happiness, she wants ME!

Darkwing

Oh, perfect. I get to die with my archenemy.

Megavolt

I'm really your archenemy? Gosh, that's swell! I always thought Dr. Slug was your arch-

Don't make me laugh! Your bourgeois morality would never allow you to hit a woman!

Darkwing

It's- it's true. I just can't hit her. Quiverwing... you do it.

Darkwing

What's this, the janitor's closet?

Morgana

It's... the Library of Forbidden Spells. [music sting]

Gosalyn

So what's the Library of Forbidden Spells? [music sting]

Darkwing

Um... is it going to do that every time we say [whispers] 'Library of Forbidden Spells'? [music sting]

Darkwing

It always comes down to this, Launchpad. Me, you, a villain craving my destruction, and an abandoned warehouse.

Yeah. I wish for once it could be a roller rink or something.

Darkwing

What did I ever do to Gosalyn to deserve this?

Launchpad

Well, once you grounded her until her senior year of college.

Darkwing

Yeah...

Launchpad

And another time you made her eat beets even though you know she hates them.

Darkwing

Yeah, but I-

Launchpad

Oh, and then another time you-

Darkwing

I get the idea! Thank you!

Yeah, I guess we owe you an apology, Drake. G'wan, g'wan, Ham, apologize!

Aw, gee, Drake, uh, sorry for acting like a chowder head.

Darkwing

Aww, Ham... you weren't acting.

Darkwing

Stand still and I'll thrash you some more!

I'd better go... if you thrash me any more you're gonna end up in a hospital!

Darkwing

Y'know, you did pretty good. For a mutant.

And you did pretty good for a vain pig-headed loud-mouthed snooty egomaniacal waffle-brain!

Darkwing

Hey! I'm not vain.

Launchpad

DW! It's the famed food critic, Mr. Mikey!

Darkwing

Oh, he won't like it! He hates everything!

Darkwing

Oh, if only I hadn't blamed your food for kidnapping the bunnies, we wouldn't be on the brink of doom! This is all my fault! ...well, aren't you gonna argue with me? You know, "there there, it's not all your fault, DW," that sort of thing?

Morgana

No, it pretty much is all your fault.