Darkwing Duck quotes from Darkwing Duck

Morgana

Negaduck, my little honeywumpus!

Darkwing

Hey! I'm supposed to be your little honeywumpus!

Darkwing

Oh, what a day. I'm dead on my feet.

Darkwing

Launchpad, Gosalyn, what's wrong? Oh, what's the matter, sweetheart? Bad grades, sad movie, Launchpad cooked dinner?

Launchpad

Oh, D.W.! It worked.

Darkwing

Yes, yes, you called?

Launchpad

Now for the question, If I sounded like a ghost, How will we ever get along without him?

Darkwing

Without who? What are you talking about?

Gosalyn

Oh, Launchpad...I can't believe he's...gone!

Darkwing

Gosalyn, honey, I'm right here, in the pink! Well, light pink, anyway.

Launchpad

It's like I can almost still hear him!

Darkwing

Almost! If I yell any louder, I'll rupture something!

Darkwing

Something's happened to me. I don't know what, but I need your help.

Launchpad

You don't need help, D.W.; you need an undertaker!

Darkwing

Let's get one thing straight. I am not dead!

Gosalyn

But Dad, if you're not dead, what are you?

Launchpad

Megavolt will be signing his new book, Doing Away With Superheroes for Fun and Profit. Hmm, I wonder if I'm in it."

Darkwing

No ad-libbing!

The sand came from here, in the Salad Sea.

Darkwing

There must be a thousand islands there!

Hello, strangers! From whence do you hail?

Darkwing

What would you say if I told you we were from 700 years in the future?

I would say you were an evil warlock and should be burned at the stake.

Darkwing

[laughs nervously] We're from Sweden.

Darkwing

I don't know where you went, but you'll be sorry you came back! [Megavolt and Quackerjack scream and faint as they fall back inside the Time Top. Gosalyn pops out, causing the masked mallard to become angry with her.] Gosalyn!

Gosalyn

Darkwarrior?

Darkwing

Oh, perfect, gone five minutes and my own daughter forgets my name. Just like she forgot she was supposed to stay in the Ratcatcher.

Gosalyn

[looks down, happily] Launchpad!

Darkwing

Don't change the subject. I have had it with you, young lady. You are grounded for a month.

Gosalyn

No problem, Dad. That kind of justice I can handle. [hugs him]

Darkwing

Now don't argue with me. I-[looks slightly confused, hugs Gosalyn back]

Quackerjack

Oh, it's Darkwing Duck!

Megavolt

We're saved!

Quackerjack

Oh, quick, do something!

Darkwing

No problemo.

Yay! Hooray!

Darkwing

After all, if there's one thing a fire's good for...[pulls cape away to reveal wienies in his hand] it's toasting Krazy Kevin's Classic Cocktail Wienies. [puts on headphones and toasts wienies over fire] You guys should try this, really. You'll love them. Mmm, mmm, mmm!

Darkwing

Do you have any idea what you just did?!

Binkie

No need to thank me!

Darkwing

Thank you?!

Binkie

You're welcome!

Megavolt

That lady in the cape almost killed us! You're supposed to protect the city from people like that!

Darkwing

I know, I know, I'm sorry! I- I tried to stop her before, but she... wait a minute, you're the villain! I'm not supposed to apologize to YOU! I'm supposed to SMASH you!

Quackerjack

You've got to save me! If I stay here any longer, I'll go crazy!

Darkwing

'Go'?

Quackerjack

Well, you wouldn't hold a little thing like sanity against a guy, would ya? Besides, if we're going to get out of here, we're going to have to team up.

Darkwing

Team up with you? That's a laugh!

[offscreen] MWAHAHAHAHA!

Quackerjack

No, that's a laugh.

Say, fellas, maybe this is part where we show him love and kindness, and he vows to mend his evil ways.

Eh... naaah!

Darkwing

I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the spinach that sticks to your teeth! I am DARKWING- Duck-and-where-did-everyone-go?

Launchpad

Maybe you need to work on a shorter intro, DW.

Darkwing

I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the slug that slimes your begonias! I am- Herb Muddlefoot cast as a construction worker?

Herb

No, actually that's my part.

Darkwing

Let me guess ..In your contract a clause that "The Studio Is Always Right"?

Darkwing

[on screen] I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the editor that leaves you on the cutting room floor!

Thaddeus Rockwell

Crosby! Just what's going on here?

I- I- I don't know, sir!

Gee, I thought you woulda cut out this part.

Darkwing

[on screen] I am the clock cleaner who will ring your chimes! I am Darkwiiiing Duck!