Danny Phantom · Season 1
[to Maddie] I've been able to forgive Jack for a lot of things. Causing the accident that ruined my life, stealing you, the backwash incident...
Whoa, whoa, back up. What was that?
Causing the accident that ruined my life?
No, no. After that.
The backwash incident?
[frustrated] No! In. The. Middle!
Oh, the "stealing you" part? [sighs] You were always able to see right through me, Maddie.
[sees Jazz in her mom's spare Hazmat suit] Jazz? Why, look at you. You're the spitting image of your mother. I always knew this day would come. That why, years ago, I had this made! [Pulls out a hazmat suit identical to his own]
[sarcastically] Nice.
Uh... Sorry about the size. I always thought you'd be swimming in my end of the gene pool. The end filled with ranch dressing, melted cheese and fudge. LOTS of fudge.
So, you think it's cool that I've got these powers?
Cool? No. I think it's hot! See ya!
I'm hot? I'm hot? I'm hot!
[shoots Danny with water gun] That'll cool you off. By the way, this isn't water, if you catch my drift.
[after draining a pool with Johnny 13's shadow in it] Enjoy your trip to the sewers! Oh, and if you see Monday's meatloaf, say "Hi" for me.
[Johnny 13's shadow has just come out of a school water fountain]
So that's where the town's sewage goes. [knowing grin] I knew it.
[A-List guys start laughing at Paulina's terrible bowling skills]
I'm so embarrassing myself. Danny, could you be an angel and give me a little invisible help?
But that's cheating. [Paulina kisses Danny on the cheek] ...Or creative point scoring! I'll be right back after your strike.
[to Kwan] I can't believe I'm saying this but I'm going to a Goth poetry reading tonight. It may not be your kind of thing but...?
So...It's like a pity date?
Not a date, but plenty of pity.
[cheerfully] Aw, sweet!
[Kwan and Sam are at a poetry reading.]
Darkness... eternal... I wait for your kiss. In the nothing, I see your bleak smile.
Oh, cool, me next!
Oh, no.
[on stage] And now, a little poem I like to call, "The Fluffy Clouds All Look Like Footballs."
[Everyone in the bookstore stares at him. The scene cuts to the manager throwing Sam and Kwan out.]
And stay out! [slams the door]
[Sam glares at Kwan, who grins sheepishly.]
[Johnny throws fake punches that Danny dodges with ease]
My turn! [hits Johnny really hard on the nose]
[whispering] Hey, I thought this was a pretend fight!
Then "pretend" that didn't hurt! [punches him again]
[to Paulina who is no longer overshadowed by Kitty] Do you know who I am, by any chance?
Yeah. You're that ghost boy who saved me. Twice, apparently. Inviso-Bill, right?
[scowls] I need a publicist.
[school bell rings]
Later for you, punk!
I'll be waiting, creep!
[Valerie and Danny both change back into their normal states, run toward the same Health Sciences class, and bump into each other.]
Watch it, punk!
You watch it, creep!
Fenton! Gray! Congratulations, you two stragglers are paired up for a special week-long health sciences project. I now pronounce you man, wife, and child.
[Mrs. Testlaff hands Danny the flour sack.]
I am so not kissing the bride!
What makes you think you can?!
Hmm, I'm going to need the right bait to lure those two back to battle.
[Skulker's cage full of freaky ghosts appears]
[studying the cage's inhabitants] Too scaly, too frightening, you I plan on feasting on for dinner... Yes, you'll do. [pulls out the Box Ghost]
I am the Box Ghost! You have- [promptly muzzled]
Oh my gosh, the other babies! Gotta go! [kisses flour sack] Bye! [kisses Sam] [pause] Uh...
That never happened.
Ya got that right. Daddy's gotta run!
Don't forget to pick up milk!
[to Jack, who just ripped his clothes off with Fenton Peeler, thinking he was a ghost] I can't give you detention, but someone named Fenton is staying after school.
[pretend to check their watches] Whoa, look at the time! [they both run away, leaving Danny there]
[to Sam and Tucker] My dad looked like a total fool. Did you see the way those ghost hunters were laughing at him? How embarrassing! We're all gonna have to live with my dad's goof-ups for the rest of our lives. [pause; Sam clears her throat] He's right behind me, isn't he?
[sadly] Yes, he is. If anyone needs me, I'll be upstairs, doing something wrong. [walks back up the stairs dejectedly]
[to Danny] Nice. You wanna go make your mom cry?
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