[on recording] Leave your kids. Come to the cruise.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
[after being freed from Ember's spell which made them exercise]
Why do I suddenly feel like I have buns of steel?
At last! I mean, I love you just the way you are. [hugs Jack]
Ew!
PParrot
[attempts and fails to get past the ghost shield] Let me out of here! Let me out!
YYoungblood
Actually, it'd be more like, [piratey voice] "Ahoy, matey! I'm marooned on this island."
PParrot
[glares at him] Oh, shut your gob you twit!
You realize you're playing with fire.
Well, sometimes I have to use my powers for the greater good. [points to Dash]
[opens his locker and gets half-covered in toilet paper] Whoa!
[amused] And come on! How good was that?
Niiice...Using your powers to stuff toilet paper into a locker. He's gonna find out it's you.
Have you seen his grades? [in unison with Tucker] Never gonna happen!
[notices the toilet paper has Jack's face on it] Hey! This is Fenton Wipe!
"Never" is Karma's doorbell. Ding-dong! It's for you.
[Danny and Valerie head into an alleyway, attempting to hide behind a dumpster, but see that Sam is already there. Sam points to Danny]
Hiding from Dash.
[Sam points to Valerie]
Hiding from Nathan. You?
[Sam points off-screen. The camera cuts to a shot of Sam's mother holding a large pink and yellow dress outside the alleyway.]
Sammikins, at least try it on!
[about Valerie] So, what's up with this? Why are you helping her all of a sudden?
Oh, she hid me from Dash earlier today. I'm just returning the favour.
Well, be careful. The last thing you'd want to do is invite your archenemy into your own house.
[they open the door, Danny gasps as he sees Vlad there]
Ah, hel-LO, Daniel!
Too late.
[to Vlad, after he blasts a skeleton away] You're helping me? What do you want, my mom's cell number?
No! But, ooh, if you wanted to give me her number....
Hey, Danny.
Hey, Val.
"Hey, Val"? Isn't that the same Val that's usually on a jet sled trying to paste Danny?
Yep. And apparently next week, we're having cookies with Skulker!
[to the kids in the music store] Hey kids. Here's a new ditty I call... GET OUT OF MY NEW HOME!
[she sends an energy blast that breaks all the windows and the kids run out, screaming]
RKRandom Kid
She rocks!
[various ghosts have attacked Danny and he's fallen to the ground in human form, and Sam rushes to his side]
You okay? [Danny shoots her a dirty look] Sorry. Standard question.
[drinking tea] I'm getting worried. We haven't seen Danny or Valerie for hours.
Ah, they're fine. They've been up in Danny's room. Alone. For hours.
[Sam drops the teacup and it shatters.]
Now, go, defeat him, so I will be free to hunt you another day.
[to Ember] Guy really knows how to motivate ya....
I don't understand....
What? That I used two fourteen year old pawns to turn a knight and topple a king? It's chess, Daniel. Of course you don't understand. But then, you never really did.
Dude, you can't blame yourself for this. It's not your fault.
Maybe not. But it is my responsibility.
PDPariah Dark
You can't possibly win.
I don't have to win. I just have to make sure you lose!
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