Danny Phantom quotes

Jack

Nick work, kids! You caught that weirdo Goth punk thief red-handed!

I'm just happy you're all safe.

They're more than safe, they're heroes.

Maddie

We're so proud of you!

[yelling] But you're all still grounded!

Grounded, schmounded! This is cruel and unusual punishment!

Sam

[shown to be wearing a pink floral dress] I know... But it was the only way I could convince them to lift their restraining order on Danny.

Danny

At least Freakshow's in custody and the stolen goods were returned.

Tucker

So why do I feel like we're forgetting something...?

Waiting for Godot, is anybody out there?! [crying] This is so wrong!

[Comes in] See you Monday.

Tucker

Good job beating the big cow, Danny.

Danny

Yeah, well it hasn't stopped Sam from busting my chops about "Cruelty to Unliving Plastic Animals".

Sam

I had to choose between fake cows and evil trucks. The cow won.

Pretty please with those dark licorice sprinkles and the black frosting you like with those little gummy bats on top?

Danny

Nice save! Although to be fair, I probably wouldn't have needed it if it weren't for you in the first place.

Sam

Uh, excuse me? I save your butt, and you're giving me grief?!

Danny

Welcome to my world, remember? [gestures, sarcastically] We should make the menu Recyclo-Vegetarian! We should let the gorilla out. We should sell all of your dad's stuff at a garage sale! [crosses arms]

Sam

Anything else you wanna blame me for? World hunger? The Ice Age? Puberty?!

Danny

[whispers to Sam] I call that a fakeout makeout.

Sam

[blushes] Yeah, I know.

Jack

[to Danny] You're in a lot of trouble, mister! [to Sam] And who the heck are you?

Sam

Uh...I'm Paulina?

Jack

Then Danny Fenton is never, ever, allowed to see you, Paulina.

Thousands of meteors will be visible in the skies of Amity Park this Friday. People tend to wish upon these falling stars without realizing that at the speeds they're falling, [dramatically] they could drill through your tiny skulls like they were wet toilet paper!

Sam

Danny, use your ghost ray! You can fire a ghost ray out of your hand!

Danny

[concentrating] Ghost ray, ghost ray... [butt begins to glow green] Well, that can't be right! But it'll have to do! [fires ghost ray out of butt]

Tucker

[being chased by a monster truck] Ahhh!

Tucker

Yes!

Tucker

NO!

Danny

Phew, what is that smell?

Tucker

This? [shows Danny a spray-can] It's my new all-over body spray. I made it myself. I call it "Foley" by Tucker Foley. [sprays some on himself] It combines with your natural odor to create a sweet manly scent, that smells different to everyone who sniffs it.

Danny

Tuck, you smell like a sweaty cookie.

Tucker

[from outside the hospital] Spooky hospital. Ghosts guarding the joint. Still, no sign that Danny's in any real danger yet.

Danny

[from inside the hospital] Let me go!

Tucker

Still, technically not a cry for help.

Danny

HELP!

Tucker

Well, not a cry for me.

Danny

[desperately] TUCKER!

Tucker

Ah, dang...

Danny

Mom, Dad! I really wanna use the emergency op-center to start a radio station!

Sam

That's a yes!

Fall back, me hearties. We got da...got da...What's the word?

Booty.

Ha, you said booty! [laughs]

Paulina

Hey, they got my parents!

Dash

Mine too!

Kwan

Cool! Party at Dash's house!

Paulina

Like, what is wrong with you?! [pushes Kwan over]

Danny

[using a megaphone] Listen up, people! If you want your parents back, you're gonna have to follow my lead.

Dash

Why should we follow you, Fen-toad?

Danny

[sarcastic] You're right, Dash. Let's follow the other kid who comes from a family of ghost hunters and knows how to work all their gear. [Dash looks away slightly, doesn't respond] No takers? Alright then, [raises right arm and fist] who's with me?

Dash

[fighting ghost pirates back-to-back with Danny] You're one brave geek, Fenton. When I'm wailing on you tomorrow, I'll be wailing on a hero. But I will be wailing on you.